No? Can't blame you, really. But 57ish weeks after I posted here, and 53 weeks after I sent similar drivel to Private Eye about the marketing bollocks-speak that the ads they carried, they've printed a letter pointing this out. And it's not from me. Arse. Of course I *have* pointed this out to Mr Hislop and he *did* reply quite quickly in an almost apologetic way..... But that doesn't detract from the fact that it's not *my* name in print in the magazine now does it? Pah! Dave