Redneck Home SecuritySystem

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Mr. JayT, Feb 12, 2008.

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    --HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
     
      1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of
           men's used size 14-16 work boots.
     
      2. Place them on your front porch, along with
          a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your
          NRA magazines.
     
      3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots
          and magazine.
     
      4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
     
      Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
      I went for more ammunition.
      Back in an hour.
      Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
      mailman this morning and messed him up real
      bad.
      I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to
      tell from all the blood.
      Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
      Better wait outside.
     
      Cooter
     
    Mr. JayT, Feb 12, 2008
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