Recommendations for fire-proof / fire resistant cover/tarp?

Scrotes in my area (SE18) burned out a car which was being kept under a
tarp, and tried to burn my bike which was being kept under a cheap Argos
cover. All credit to the cheap cover, it didn't burn well and although the
cover was about 1/4 burned, no harm came to the bike.

I now have it on CCTV should anything else occur, but wondered if anyone
knew of a particularly good cover to use when considering the pikey cunts I
refer to above.

Of course I would love to have a computer controlled gatling gun to waste
anyone within a certain distance of my bike, but apparently I can't do that.

Cheers,

Joe

 

How about an oxygen bottle under the tarp, set to a slow bleed that'll keep
the area oxygen-rich overnight?

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative.”

 

Interesting idea, although I don't know how I'd explain it to the police in
the aftermath

 

Simply tell them it was a useless **** who couldn't snip sigs and something
had to be done. The plod are pretty sound on this sort of thing.

--
platypus

"Merely corroborative detail, intended to
give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative.”