Really sad sick old joke

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    BORG Guest

    Best day of my life.

    Walking down the aisle towards my wife,

    everyone singing.

    The Vicar said a few nice words,

    Then I gave her a kiss on the lips.


























    Then I shut the coffin lid.

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    BORG, Mar 10, 2005
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    Lady Nina Guest

    Snip - my friend phoned me last week, absolutely mortified - she'd had
    that joke by text (only with husband instead of wife) and forwarded it
    on - completely forgetting that one of the people she'd sent it to had
    buried her husband a fortnight before.
     
    Lady Nina, Mar 10, 2005
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    big quack quack oops there

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    elyob Guest

    Just a joke I got by text today ..

    The Beckhams have invited Jacko onto their new yacht when his court case is
    over. He's agreed saying that he'd "Love to come on a cruz"
     
    elyob, Mar 10, 2005
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    The Older Gentleman Guest


    LOL
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 10, 2005
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    MikeH Guest

    Hope he was dead.
     
    MikeH, Mar 10, 2005
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