Re: Harley Davidson Dyna ride height

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 10, 2005.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Lozzo Guest

    Ruppster said...
    Christ, you can almost hear the "Pwoit....ding" as he gobs at the
    spitoon in the corner between paragraphs.

    I find it impossible to accept that any Harley engine will last 400,000
    miles without a rebuild of some sort. Even pig-iron wears out, and the
    recycled Budweiser cans the rest of it is made from will have long since
    seen better days. Absolute rubbish.

    Clue #1) Hardly can afford to give a 2 years warranty because they know
    that 99% of the bikes sold are driveway ornaments and will be lucky to
    do 1000 miles in those first two years.

    Clue #2) Honda spares are available for even the oldest model, as are
    Kawasaki and Suzuki. Yam spares are a litle harder to source, but still
    not that bad.

    Clue #3) Why call it a Sportster when it has absolutely no sporting
    prowess whatsoever? Here in the UK that could be deemed as contravening
    the Trades Descriptions Act, or possibly the Sale of Goods Act.

    My biggest problem with HDs is the fact that they do nothing well,
    absolutely nothing at all. The Japaneses factories have long since
    overtaken them in every respect. I don't like cruisers, but I know there
    are better looking, more powerful, smoother running, more reliable
    better built and cheaper Japanese alternatives, so why do HD insist on
    hyping up the overweight and overpriced shit they produce. It's just
    flag-waving patriotism at its very worst.

    Thankfully the British bike industry was killed off by Jap imports. It
    was the best thing ever to happen to motorcycling in Britain. We were
    spared the humiliation of seeing everyone buying superior bikes while
    the Brit ones languished in the showrooms. When Triumph was reborn in
    the early '90s they knew they would never be able to get away with
    building the sorry sacks of shit that the old firm were known for. It's
    about time Harley Davidson did the same and died a sudden death, so they
    can restart with something new that will appeal to a wider market. If
    it's any good I'll buy it, but I wouldn't touch the pathetic excuses
    they produce now.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 11, 2005
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  2. Lozzo wrote
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I like that. Very good.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 11, 2005
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  3. Need longer sleeves on that jacket, I think. Help stop the knuckle wear.
    --
    Dave

    GS850x2 XS650

    On UKRM you're just a **** with opinions.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 11, 2005
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  4. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Lozzo Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon said...
    I'm amazed he manages to type with those webbed fingers, he must have
    had a clever person install voice recognition software. He's a good
    advert for why marrying your sister/mother/aunt/cousin[1] is not a good
    idea.

    [1] They could be one and the same person in some of the US towns I've
    been to.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 11, 2005
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    I have to say, I am delighted with this whole thread.

    I'd have thought that such obviously stinky bait would be waaaaay past
    its cast-by date.

    But, the old'uns are still the good'uns it seems. It's reassuring to
    know I haven't *completely* lost my touch.

    Keep it up chaps[1].

    [1] Not the leather chaps with tassles, obviously. They're for poofs.
    And Harley riders[2].

    [2] *Waves* to Gyp.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 11, 2005
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  6. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Gary R. Guest

    Some people have apparently been riding almost 30 years and still
    haven't learned the old adage of "different strokes for different
    folks." Of course, if they had any experience with actually riding
    motorcycles at their absolute limits, they would know that it ain' the
    bike, it's the rider. Sure, an average rider on a top-flight handling
    sport bike can get around a tight race track as fast as an expert
    rider on a less adept handling motorcycle, but in the real world where
    one deals with sand and gravel in corners, less than perfect traction,
    the possibility of oncoming traffic, little or no run-off, telephone
    poles and guard rails right next to the road surface, having the
    ultimate handling motorcycle is meaningless, since the performance
    advantages can't be exploited. Reminds me of passing sportbikers on
    600s while riding Deals Gap on a 700 pound ST1100. But then, I've
    ridden 600s, ST1100s, and Harleys. I understand the differences
    between them and their relative strengths and weaknesses. And the
    bigots who haven't so much as thrown a leg over a Harley are the ones
    who talk their trash the loudest.
    If they believed their own spew, they'd just STFU about it. But, their
    little egos can't handle the idea that other riders might choose
    something that they can't wrap their tiny little minds around.
    Of course, every Harley I've owned has been able to easily and
    nonchalantly take corners at 100 mph. At least, some corners! ;-)

    Notice that it's only the idiots who have no experience at all who spew
    the most vile remarks? Heh.
     
    Gary R., Dec 11, 2005
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  7. Gary R. wrote
    Oh, I do so agree with that.

    Then you go and spoil it by changing the subject away from motorcycles.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 11, 2005
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  8. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Gyp Guest

    If you want me to respond you'll have to wave in a heterosexual way, OK?
     
    Gyp, Dec 11, 2005
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  9. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Ruppster Guest

    You nailed that one, Gary. That's why I just write them off as
    clueless idiots. I come to this newsgroup to share my love for bikes
    and will give the shirt off my bike to anyone on a bike, regardless of
    where it was made. It just pisses me off when people that have no idea
    what they are talking about spew such bs as if they knew what they
    were talking about. I thought this group was about being in to bikes,
    not to spew crap about one bike or another based on info we have no
    idea about. As I mentioned I was just as guilty till I had a chance to
    learn that I was way off. Back then I based my info of the same bs
    that was told to me and kept passing it on like an idiot. Now I have
    just as much respect for a Harley as I do a Honda. Yes, I do agree
    that they are overpriced but that is the fault of the market that is
    willing to pay for them. If people would quit doing that then Harley
    would be forced to drop they price. MS is just as guilty of this (XBox
    360 for example) yet you don't see riders of metric bikes calling MS
    nothing but an overpriced piece of crap. As you mentioned "different
    strokes for different folks". If they want to pay the price to ride
    them more power to them.

    Ruppster
    sportster at dodge-semis dot com
     
    Ruppster, Dec 11, 2005
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  10. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Gary R. Guest

    They sell twice as many streetbikes in the U.S. as #2 Honda does, even
    without a single model below 883cc's.

    It's true, England couldn't produce a single bike good enough to
    compete with the Japanese (or car, or radio, or truck, or anything else
    for that matter) but your laughable little country's complete and
    abject surrender shouldn't make you so bitter that you simply turn
    traitor and embrace whatever shit the victor now choose to shovel your
    way.

    Luckily, Harley-Davidson resisted, retooled, regrouped, and then simply
    destroyed the Japanese at their own game.

    Hell, Honda's number one motorcycle in the U.S. would be considered a
    failure in Harley-Davidson sales. Hell, it would be a Buell !
     
    Gary R., Dec 11, 2005
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  11. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Ruppster Guest

    Yep, sure goes to show you haven't a clue about what you are talking
    about. You don't even know why the Harley dealership hired me yet you
    sure can jump to a conclusion real quick. For your info I was hired
    due to my electronics background because of the FI systems. I have a
    good background in mechanics due to restoring old cars and trucks for
    20 years but since I never worked as a "professional mechanic" for a
    living I didn't have a "true mechanics pedigree". I would be willing
    to bet you that at least 75 percent of the guys that have gone through
    MMI or IMI and are currently working at your beloved Honda dealership
    wouldn't even have made it through the 1 year electronics school I
    went through in the Air Force. Even with the tough ASVAB score that
    was needed to get in to the field I was assigned to we still had about
    a 20 percent failure rate.

    When I was interviewed by the manager at the Polaris dealership I now
    work for the first question he asked be about was "do you know how to
    troubleshoot FI systems?". My response was: "Work on them? Hell, I can
    build one from scratch." Needless to say I got the job real quick.
    What I have found out from the all the shops I've worked for mechanics
    are a dime a dozen but having one that understands electronics just as
    well is harder to come by. The Honda dealer in Alaska that I was
    dealing with only looked at my mechanic background but the Harley and
    Polaris dealers looked at the overall picture instead. So care to tell
    me now which dealer was the dumb arse?

    Ruppster
    Sportster at dodge-semis dot com
     
    Ruppster, Dec 11, 2005
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  12. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Lozzo Guest

    Ruppster said...
    My money's on the Harley/Polaris dealer. Maybe they saw two 4lb lump
    hammers hanging out of your dungaree's pocket and thought "He's fully
    equipped to work on our shit"
     
    Lozzo, Dec 11, 2005
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  13. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Hold on there. I was stupid enough to own a Harley (883 Sportster)
    from new and it was a piece of crap. I really wanted to enjoy it for a
    year or so as a change from sports bikes but it had the worst build
    quality of any bike I've had from new. Reliability was an issue from
    day one and in the end I just exchanged it for a nearly new GSXR750.

    Just a few of the problems encountered are listed below in roughly the
    order they occurred.

    Rear indicators failed. The tyre had rubbed through the cables that
    were routed directly under the rear mudguard.

    Headlight blew. Several times. No easily identifiable reason, it's
    just character building.

    Front brake didn't work. When I say didn't work I mean it had brakes
    roughly equal to those on a pedal bike.

    Earth connection strap to the battery had to be constantly removed and
    cleaned with abrasive tape. Even after trying to stop this by smearing
    the terminals with grease the problem continued.

    Lacquer peeled off of the engine casings even though the bike wasn't
    used in shit weather conditions.

    Countless loose spokes in both wheels.

    The ignition lock had to be sprayed with WD40 on a weekly basis or the
    key wouldn't turn.

    All of the above occurred within 3 months of me buying it and my
    dealer didn't give a shit. I traded it in after about 9 months and
    will never buy another Harley.

    I've owned several Japanese bikes from new and one Italian bike. I'm
    not inexperienced having ridden bikes since 1975 and I'm not a
    mechanical novice because I work as an engineer repairing various
    types of rotating equipment. The Harley was just a major piss take and
    they shouldn't be sold in Europe where bikes are expected to be able
    to stop and corner efficiently.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Dec 11, 2005
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  14. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Snag Guest

    Sure is easy to pull another insult outta your pocket when you know you're
    outclassed and outsmarted isn't it riceboy .
    And before you stoop to insulting me too , I happen to have just as many
    Japanese bikes as I do Harleys - actually more if you count the busted up
    ones I bought for *parts* . The Harley just happens to be the most
    comfortable one for the style of riding I do the most - long distance
    touring . And y'all're full of crap about parts availability for older
    Oriental Iron , the dealer network does *not* support bikes more than a few
    years old . I can walk into any Harley dealer in the world and get parts for
    either of the Harleys - maybe not *all* the parts , but a significant
    percentage of them .
    Ever tried to get a petcock rebuild kit from the dealer for a 30+ year old
    Honda ?
    --
    Snag aka OSG #1
    '76 FLH "Bag Lady"
    '01 Kawasaki EX250 "The L'il Red FunOne"
    '74 CB750 "Choppa Wannabee"
    '39 WLDD "PopCycle"
    BS132 SENS NEWT
    "A hand shift is a manly shift ."
    <shamelessly stolen>
    none to one to reply
     
    Snag, Dec 11, 2005
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  15. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Lozzo Guest

    Snag said...
    Yes. Every Honda dealer in UK has access to spares from these people. I
    can have them on Tuesday, how many do you need?

    http://www.davidsilverspares.co.uk/cgi-bin/dss2-cgi/Catalogue.pl?cat=1%
    20Genuine%20Spares

    Maybe you should blame your Honda/Suzuki/Kawasaki/Yamaha dealer network
    or importers, not the manufacturers. Building in obsolescence is
    difficult if you want to keep a reputation for reliability, unless
    you're building a Harley. People will keep on buying Harleys out of
    misguided patriotism, some folk will put up with any old shit if the
    flag is the right colours. Importers have found that it's easy to
    restrict supply of spares thereby making the bikes uneconomical to keep
    on the road, I've seen it happen in other markets.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 11, 2005
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  16. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    ginge Guest

    That's odd, didn't a couple of triumph 600's beat all the japanese bikes
    on the TT a year or so back?

    Why yes, I think they did.
     
    ginge, Dec 11, 2005
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  17. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Lozzo Guest

    ginge said...
    Where were the Harleys? I can't seem to remember where either the
    factory or privateer ones finished in any of the classes, or where any
    of the US riders were in the placings? My memory is getting really bad.

    Can someone remind me please.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 11, 2005
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  18. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Snag Guest

    David Silver Spares is *not* the dealer network ...

    --
    Snag aka OSG #1
    '76 FLH "Bag Lady"
    BS132 SENS NEWT
    "A hand shift is a manly shift ."
    <shamelessly stolen>
    none to one to reply
     
    Snag, Dec 11, 2005
    #98
  19. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    muddy Guest

    *snort*
     
    muddy, Dec 11, 2005
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  20. Andy Bonwick wrote
    Which reminds me. I must sort out the lock on the GS, I had the key
    freeze in it the other day, something hardly riders don't suffer from I
    believe. A jug of hot water sorted it out but it is only going to be a
    short time before it happens again I am sure.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 11, 2005
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