Re: Harley Davidson Dyna ride height

said...

Really, care to show us links to some posts backing your statement up?

I'm pretty sure that if any British Gixer Thou rider was shown a smoky
exhaust by some Harley he'd hardly be likely to advertise the fact on
usenet.

 

Taller ty(i)res, innit. Works for me.

 

Don't get stuck behind a club ride, the cunts will try to block you from
passing their formation.

 

muddy said...

I know, I've seen it happen over here too. It's difficult to get past a
fucking great long line of the cunts on a twisty road, cos they bunch up
and baulk you from pulling into the correct side of the road after
overtaking a few. Sometimes you have to pull in to avoid oncoming
traffic or to avoid being on the wrong side of the road as you approach
a blind bend. It's the pure 'up their own arses' selfishness of the
wankers who buy Harleys[1] that I can't stand, that and the fact their
bikes are unadulterated shit.

[1] With the exception of Gyp. He's only got a BMW and a Harley as a
punishnment for having such a gorgeous wife.

 

Lozzo wrote

You ride the wrong roads mate. You wouldn't get a hardly anywhere near
where I ride, too many corners for 'em.

And there is that of course.

 

One has to pick ones way around the bashed and broken remnants of the
clownbikes the wobbler twats crash and leave lying about on every
decent road. Shame, really, that the silly children in their clown
suits don't spend their money learnign how to ride properly rather than
on the brightest, shiniest latest self-obsolescent jap trash tendered
them in the toystore.

 

said...

 

said...

My my, you're really quite funny for a Yank.

 

The last time I ended up passing such a bunch of mobile scrap I was in
a 15 year old fully loaded 1 litre Micra.

 

Exactly my conclusion
http://groups.google.com/group/uk.rec.motorcycles/msg/e1fef5c614735c5f

 

Hey Lozzo, lemme know when's a good time to ride your sorry ass into
the ground. **** you, you prejudiced **** face bastard! Cum stains
like you ought not be allowed to speak, let alone be alive. So y'know
what? **** you, you poser queen!!

 

Big Mouth Billy Bass said...

Anytime you'd like to try, Mr Silly Ass. Bring that excuse for a
motorcycle anywhere near a road with bends in it - I'm talking UK here -
and I'll give you a fair chance. I'll even give you the option to
immobilise selection of either the first two gears of my bike, or the
last two, your choice. I'd still beat you.

You see, riding a Harley makes you catch 'Gay'. He wants to **** me
now....ewwww, that's so 90s.

 

Steven, dear fellow, not all club rides are populated 100% by Harleys,
nor are all occasional Harley riders incapable of taking a corner.
'Specially if the Dunlops have been swapped for Avons, or even, dare I
say, Metzlers. So take that, you thick ****.

 

Buggerer of odd-toed ungulates.

 

I'll be fucked. What are you doing up at this late hour? At least I
have an excuse, I'm royally pissed. Do us all a favor, read up on
being witty, and give it a decent try.

 

If they're in the mood.

 

Big Mouth Billy Bass said...

Another thing about Septics, they don't know humour. They can't even
spell the word correctly.

 

You got your posting name right.

Why people buy Harleys escapes me. All for show, no go, and yet they
swear they'll outrun anything else on the road.

BMW riders are much the same.

 

On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 09:29:55 +0000, via
(The Older Gentleman) spake
thusly:

Self-awareness is an asset.

Never claimed I could outrun squat, save my '57 Thunderbird. 's far
as show goes, it's got dents and scratches to match the worst of 'em.
But the paint is holding up nicely, I can maintain it myself, and I
dare you to find a better ride for long hauls out on the western US
prairie. You islanders just don't know what a long hard ride is!

I've met quite a few that just quietly put on hundreds of thousands of
miles, no complainin', no braggin'.