Random topic: eating ear wax

Does anyone else do this? Is it just me? I had a really big squidgy
fingernailfull that I scooped out this morning and it was dark brown - the
tastiest kind.

Sorry, did I just gross anyone out..

 

Having used ear plugs for the last ten years, I consequently do not
suffer from the aforementioned waxy problem.

More on waxy - waxy moron - there is a joke here *somwhere*

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Abso said:

If by tastiest, you mean bitter, yes.

I've never eaten globs of it but have ventured fourth and put the
lightest yellow stuff in my mouth for a taste.

I can't say I liked it much but that was a few years ago so my "taste"
might have changed.

 

It's more edible?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Slider said:

Well I don't know about you, but I'd rather eat English Cuisine than ear
wax.

 

Are cheap shots just here for today or are they going to be a permanent
feature from now on?

 

Ewwwww.. a finger nail full of voodoo butter.

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Are you sure it came from your ear? I mean, you hadn't just scratched your
arse or anything?

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It's the usual Des-Double-Standard.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck said:

Ahh, now *there's* a thing.

I love nothing more than dragging a knife - sharp one - underneath my
toenails and sniffing the resulting ched; preferably from the big toe as
this produces a more fragrant aroma.

 

Your cats eat your ear wax? I have to ask; how do they get it?

 

'Twas ever thus.

 

First noticed when one stole a cotton wool bud from the bin....
ewwwww

 

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Given that the French Supermarkets are supposed to be far superior to
the UK ones, isn't it a shame that Kwik Save now sell Cinnamon sticks?

What a come-down.

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Oh, about 12 months ago you stated that we coudn't get cinnamon in our
sooper markets, unlike the over there.

Or do you need Kwik Save explaining to you?

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****, that mings.

 

Catkins Diet.

 

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Uninvited grammatical correction alert!

I only care about apostrophes! Errm... apostrophe's? apostrophes'? Ahh
fuckit..

 

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Damn!

Anyway, can't you get rid of the superfloius bloody numbers and stuff at
the end of your text?Like =20 wiv a return, not your i-numbers.

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