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ITYF you'd be perfectly entitled to pull over on the hard shoulder.
I've done this on a couple of occasions when, IMO, it was plainly
dangerous to continue driving.

 

Yeah I know. It wasn't really that bad. Slowing down to about 50 and
it was ok.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace

Oh yes.

Absolutely *excellent* way to collect an artic up your chuff.

 

Good call.

"If in doubt, always blame the ginger bloke"

 

Does that go for _all_ ginger blokes?

 

**** you, Fatty.

 

Only the ones who are smaller and wimpier than me.

 

<fx: joins the list of those who have been told to **** off by Pip>

*sniff*. I feel like I`ve finally arrived.

Now, be a star and point me towards the pies please.

 

We can run faster than you, unless you're made of flubber.

 

<fx: looks sadly at belly>

Funny you should mention that...

 

<fx: runs like ****>

 

I accept I may be smaller, but with little or nothing to lose....

Now, would you like to reconsider.

 

Yep. I suppose so.

I`ll go back to blaming either French people or Scientologists...

 

But which one? There are so many to choose from.

 

As he has just discovered. There's more waiting in the wings too - as
well as a few stealthy sandy ginges around the place ...

 

"They mostly come at night. Mostly."

 

There is something very Alien about them...

 

We will come whenever we wish.

And don't **** with us.

 

Of Gingers and strawberry blondes.

<obligatory>
So I've heard.

The Ginger red mist is something to be observed at a safe distance
when you haven't caused said mist to descend.

 

I thank you.

And, I would suggest, an ever safer distance if you _have_ caused the
mist to obscure reason.