Racing girl

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Manning, Jan 13, 2004.

  1. Give me $20000 or I will tell everyone you are a clueless bastard!

    Hammo

    BTW, I Have so snake oil for sale too, its synthetic!!
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Jan 13, 2004
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  2. Manning

    Biggus Guest

    join a club they will tell you exactly what you need to do.
     
    Biggus, Jan 13, 2004
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  3. Right, forwarded to Tezzmo, wonder how long until the goons turn up?...

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Jan 13, 2004
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  4. Manning

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    "Manning" wrote
    Never stopped you before.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Jan 13, 2004
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  5. Are wogs claiming that for themselves now?

    Bloody plagiarists!

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Jan 13, 2004
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  6. In aus.motorcycles on Tue, 13 Jan 2004 23:31:23 +1100
    No, I mean Bracket Racing. Where entrants are sorted into laptime
    brackets and race people of similar ability no matter the machine type.
    I don't think it is the cheapest form, as you have to try and find a
    specific bike - which were cheap and plentiful 15 years ago but aren't
    now - and there's a *lot* of hotup needed if you want to be competitive.

    Bracket racing allows you to take any bike and race it. If there
    are few people so the brackets are large that can be a problem if you
    have a very slow bike, but it would have to be very slow.

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Jan 13, 2004
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  7. Manning

    Manning Guest

    Too late - I told them myself.
    Will it improve my lap times?

    Manning
     
    Manning, Jan 13, 2004
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  8. Manning

    Fwoar Guest

    He might even bring his SO along :)

    Daron
     
    Fwoar, Jan 13, 2004
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  9. Manning

    Fwoar Guest

    I said Spare wheels were handy for club days - where you can runs slicks
    (cheaper) and wets (safer).

    They weren't online when I posted my original reply :)
    Fattore must have read my post.

    I thought you would have said something about MAW? :)

    Daron
     
    Fwoar, Jan 13, 2004
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  10. Guaranteed, plus, more lead in your pencil <wink>.

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Jan 13, 2004
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  11. Can't blame you... that plate of pancakes and ice cream looked like it
    required some serious concentration.
    I'm yet to see a girl who doesn't look good in leather and armour... but
    that could just be this fetish I have.
    No doubt well enough to blow someone who managed not to wheelie an R1 once
    in over 25,000km into the weeds (insert obligatory "****, I miss that bike
    (sigh)"; it's been over two years-it really_must've_been love).
    No doubt, but there's a certain raven-haired cutie down here who already has
    me floating on a pink fluffy cloud at such an altitude that other girls are
    just featureless specks on the ground, far below...
     
    Intact Kneeslider, Jan 13, 2004
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  12. cloud...

    It's not like I'm sitting on it wearing a white loincloth, you know...
     
    Intact Kneeslider, Jan 14, 2004
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  13. Manning

    Manning Guest

    Still trying to deal with the mental image of you on a pink fluffy cloud...
     
    Manning, Jan 14, 2004
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  14. In aus.motorcycles on Wed, 14 Jan 2004 15:49:09 +1100

    Good.

    Zebee
     
    Zebee Johnstone, Jan 14, 2004
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  15. OK,_that_one I don't get.
    (some kind of Monkey Magic reference, perhaps? In which case, I should have
    it in me-or on me, as it happens-to summon Jupiter's Great Red Spot...)
     
    Intact Kneeslider, Jan 14, 2004
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  16. I just had this mental image of you ripping a few chest hairs out and
    waving your fingers in front of your lips to summon said cloud...

    big (The nature of IK was irrepressible!)
     
    Iain Chalmers, Jan 14, 2004
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  17. Yep (wasn't the "irrepressible" closing tag enough of a giveaway?)
    Now you've got me, WTF are you talking about _there?_

    big
     
    Iain Chalmers, Jan 14, 2004
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  18. Manning

    Manning Guest

    **** - that post nearly cost me a keyboard! (Read while drinking coffee...)

    Obscure, but pricelessly funny :)

    Manning
     
    Manning, Jan 14, 2004
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  19. Manning

    Manning Guest

    **** - that post nearly cost me a keyboard! (Read while drinking coffee...)

    Obscure, but pricelessly funny :)

    Manning
     
    Manning, Jan 14, 2004
    #39
  20. Manning

    Manning Guest

    **** - that post nearly cost me a keyboard! (Read while drinking coffee...)

    Obscure, but pricelessly funny :)

    Manning
     
    Manning, Jan 14, 2004
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