R1 Clutch 'issue'

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by dwb, May 12, 2004.

  1. dwb

    Anne Jackson Guest

    The message <>
    .....or just the start?
     
    Anne Jackson, May 12, 2004
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  2. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    #Lacy things the wife is missing
    #Didn't ask for her permission
    #I'm wearing her clothes
    #Her silk pantyhose
    #Walking round in womens' underwear

    #In the store, there's a teddy
    #With little straps like spaghetti
    #It holds me so tight
    #Like handcuffs at night
    #Walking round in womens' underwear

    #In the office there's a guy named Melvin
    #He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
    #He'll say "Are you ready", I'll say "Whoa, Man!
    #Let's wait until the wife is out of town
    #Later on, if you wanna
    #We can dress like Madonna
    #Put on some eyeshade
    #And join the parade
    #Walking round in womens' underwear."

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, May 13, 2004
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  3. dwb

    Lady Nina Guest

    Yes. It involves IAM, R1's and you lot being bitchy about someone who
    either isn't reading or isn't biting.
     
    Lady Nina, May 13, 2004
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  4. dwb

    sweller Guest

    I don't know what you're staring for. We all know you're a man.

    But champ, he's not the most physical of guys, had had too many
    painkillers that night.
     
    sweller, May 13, 2004
    #24
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    deadmail Guest

    Are you sure you're not a bloke?
     
    deadmail, May 13, 2004
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    Molly Guest

    Molly, May 13, 2004
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  7. dwb

    Lady Nina Guest

    Blimey, either I've been whooshed or that was a back handed
    compliment. From Burnt. Which universe have I stumbled into this
    morning?
     
    Lady Nina, May 13, 2004
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  8. dwb

    Lady Nina Guest

    bastard, you've ear womed me with that now.
     
    Lady Nina, May 13, 2004
    #28
  9. I dunno. What colour is the sky?

    Phil

    --
    Phil Launchbury, Network & Infrastructure PHB
    Triumph Tiger 955i
    "I'm training the bats who live in my cubicle
    to juggle mushrooms"
    Remove sick person to email me
     
    Phil Launchbury, May 13, 2004
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  10. dwb

    deadmail Guest

    It's neither.

    I mean, I've seen pictures of someone proposing to be you but I assumed
    like the rest of us you send someone else out to do the public
    appearances.
     
    deadmail, May 13, 2004
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    Anne Jackson Guest

    ITYM "purporting"?
     
    Anne Jackson, May 13, 2004
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  12. dwb

    deadmail Guest

    Your point is?
     
    deadmail, May 13, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Her point is how uninteresting she is.
     
    Ben Blaney, May 13, 2004
    #33
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    deadmail Guest

    You missed Bear. Don't forget Bear.
     
    deadmail, May 13, 2004
    #34
  15. How could anyone forget Bear.


    Who?
     
    Simon Atkinson, May 13, 2004
    #35
  16. Doesn't he snore?
     
    Simon Atkinson, May 13, 2004
    #36
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    Molly Guest

    I'm sleeping in his room now.
     
    Molly, May 13, 2004
    #37
  18. I don't think you need to bother your little self - they were posted
    several days ago.
     
    Simon Atkinson, May 13, 2004
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    Anne Jackson Guest

    The message <>
    ITYM "grammar"?
     
    Anne Jackson, May 13, 2004
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    Anne Jackson Guest

    The message <LHRoc.178$6X5.111@newsfe1-win>
    He doesn't need leather lace-up trousers for that, though.
    He's a good looking laddie! ;-) IMO!
     
    Anne Jackson, May 13, 2004
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