quote of the week

I don't sell anything, I just let people buy things.
G. Falcke

 

I think I'm missing something here.

 

oh, OK.

 

Ain't dat da troof
Akcherly I suspect Lozzo is better in the real world

 

And he's just explained why, taaw. The best salespeople don't sell, they
make you want to buy. I may be a programme manager right now, but I sold for
over twenty years.....

Ali

 

That's what the best salesmen do.

 

Alison Hopkins wrote:
The best salespeople don't sell,

Short skirt, fishnet tights, plenty of decolletage?

<ducks>

 

how come whenever I go in there to buy something I come out empty
handed.
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You're holding the stuff with something else?

 

Because you are *different*

 

I couldn't possibly comment!
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nope. one time i was trying to buy Andy a present. we ended up buying
them at Flitwick Motorcycles instead.

last time was for a summer jacket. got one at Colin Colins in
Letchworth instead.

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No fucking chance. When I went in there to try on boots I ended up
getting some from Flitwick Motorcycles up the road.

 

I wish someone would tell those cunts who ring up trying to sell everything
from a toenail cutter to a holiday in Lanzagrotte, that.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

you need :-
http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/

I don't get cold calls anymore

 

Cold calls aren't all bad.

I got laid once because of one

 

Heh.

These days I mostly get international calls which is a PITA

 

You know full well what I meant.

 

One place I worked, they were at it like knives. If one of them had picked
up a dose, you'd have needed a charabanc to ferry the lot of them down the
clap clinic.

 

snip>

Wanking after a telephone conversation isn't exactly what I'd call
getting laid.