Quote of the day.

US 82 Airborne Div personnel, just now on Sean Langan's programme.

"It's a historical fact: the US has never been to war against a
country that has MacDonalds."
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Hardly suprising really, none of them would be in a fit state to fight!

 

There's france out then.

 

You are Champ AICMFF huge vistas of ignorance.

 

You, sir, are fucking dead.

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Oh come on. It's a well-known quote[1], and it was disproved by the
American bombing of Serbia. Besides, you're a lovely bloke who wouldn't
hurt a fly.

[1] http://varnam.org/blog/archives/000132.html

 

But Serbia was bombed by NATO, not the US as a sovereign state, and
they weren't at war they were effecting a UN mandate.

 

By the end of the programme, it wasn't even the "quote of the hour".

USMC: They're trying to stop us doing what we need to do.
SL: Which is?
USMC: Er, I dunno.

Not by me, it isn't.

Even if it was, I see no reason why I should be compared to that
gormless Brummie pillock.

Bombing != War.

<pulls legs off spider>
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You, sir, are fucking dead.

 

That should cut the snoring right down.

 

Sorry, Neal, I know you're not really from Birmingham.

Great. My first ever usenet death threat, and I can't even begin to
take it seriously.

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You can take it about as seriously as Platy took your death threat, I
guess.

 

Good point.

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Salad Dodger says...

It gets worse, he's from Ealing.

 

<fx: mists of time>
I watched many plod put a minor member of the Royal family into many
black bin liners at West Ealing.

I was held there with a full vistarama of the aftermath of a mixture of
14 pints of snakebite [1]; "no one loves me - goodbye cruel world" and
the up Plymouth sleeper (which I'd been following).

At first light I noticed they'd missed several key parts.


[1] I was pretty impressed she found the fucking station.

 

Acton, actually.

http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.s...on,+W_3&searchp=newsearch.srf&mapp=newmap.srf

 

Is there a blue plaque on the house saying "Neal Champion born here 9
September 1872"?

 

ha.

cnut.

 

Champ says...

Same shit, different toilet

 

Has anyone ever told you how cruel you are?