Quiz time!

What common component(mechanical) failure would give the following
symptoms?

a. stereo AVC control no longer functions;
b. cruise control no longer functions
c. self-cancelling indicators no longer self-cancel.

There are a couple more symptoms, but they'd give the game away.

 

I'm guessing wiring up jump leads the wrong way round isn't the
correct answer...

 

Rodent droppings in the fairing?

 

Jammed rotisserie, or disco ball/smoke machine.

 

Tail-light bulb.

--
Krusty

'03 Tiger 955i
'02 MV Senna (for sale) '96 Tiger (for sale)
'79 Fantic Hiro 250 (for sale) '81 Corvette (for sale)

 

Handlebar fallen off.

 

Shit n the carbs........

 

Busted Goldwing?

 

Piss in the tank

 

Puncture.

 

Bad earth.
Or, you've lost the fairing.

 

Full moon.

 

Semen in the brake fluid.

--
Gavin.

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+1.

 

Like speedo doesn't work?

 

<proffers coconut>

 

Speedo cable bust / electronic speedo sensor or cable bust

--
Steve Parry
BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
00 BMW R1150GS, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
BMW 330Ci
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<narrows eyes>

Paul.

 

Ta. Undeserved, though, as the self-cancelling indicators have me
beat.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine

Presumably they cancel on distance travelled, not time.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.