Quadro quandry

I was thinking about the recent lonk I posted:

http://www.quadro4motion.com/

It led to me to think about the A86 Péage tunnel on the north side of Paris.
A bit of background. Bikes and scooters in France are known as two-wheels (or
three wheels, in the case of the Piaggo (et al) scooters). I can imagine the
conversation with the Tunnel owners going something like this:

Tunnel employee: Ah, m'sieur, can I have a talk wiz you? We 'af a problem.
Tunnel CEO: Of course Jean-Pierre, come into my office.
TE: Well, it's like zis. You know we don't allow two wheels in ze tunnel
because we're afraid zat zey'll stand on their footrests and decapitate
zemselves [1]?
CEO: Come, come, Jean-Pierre. You know it's because we really don't like ze
two wheel riders. Horrible people, zey are. Greasy, dirty, bikers. Zat's just
ze excuse we use.
TE: And you know that we stopped ze three wheel scooters too. You've seen ze
panels saying "No two or zree wheels".
CEO: Very good move on your part Jean-Pierre. Zat was a super idea of yours.
Zose crazy bikers. Zey tried to pull ze wool over our eyes. We got zat just in
time.
TE: Well, we 'af a new problem. Google ze Quadro scooter.
CEO: Un instant.

CEO taps one handed on his PC.

CEO: Oh bugger.

[1] This is one of the real reasons!

 

There you are. I TOLD everyone you could speak French.

 

You're on one today ;-)

 

Colin Irvine wibbled forthrightly:

<G> Git.

 

Ah, Colin is a French holiday home that is available for rent. Makes
sense.

 

Zis lonk ees a private video.

PS If you sink too much, do we get to say a l'eau to a sailor?

 

Scraggy wibbled forthrightly:

I've seen that. It wasn't a private video previously.

<G>

 

Are you auditioning for 'allo 'allo?