QC's with a sense of humour

As this bloke had once been a victim of the Phantom Pisser, he could've made
any type of booby trap for the next time a dick was used in anger. A cable
tie would've worked beautifully too. the more you pull, the tighter it goes.
Magic

 

My thoughts, exactly.

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

He was charged under the Communications Act 2003, for sending
malicious communications that were grossly offensive.

Sounds like they cut and pasted from the UKRM charter to create that
law.

 

<G>

"Your Honour, the accused is known as Nige, and is charged with sending
grossly offensive communcations contrary to the Communications Act
2003."

"Yes, Prosecuting Counsel, and what did he say?"

"He posted a message on something called Usenet to the effect that a
certain American was, and I quote: 'A useless felching bucket of
cumsponge drippings'."

"I see. And where dd this message appear?"

"On a newsgroup called, I understand, uk dot rec (which apparently is an
abbreviation for 'recreational') dot motorcycles."

"Ukrm? Well, why didn't you say so before, you useless abortion's
wankstain? Case dismissed. Clerk of the Court? Bring my Fireblade round
to the front. I'm going for a ride. And tell that arselicking Chief
Constable that if all the Gatsos round here aren't switched off in the
next ten minutes, I'll chin the ****."

 

Does the name "dinsdale" mean anything to you?
How about his imaginary nemesis, spiney norman?
--
| | Windows95 (noun): 32 bit extensions and a |
| | graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit |
| Andrew Halliwell BSc | operating system originally coded for a 4 bit |
| in |microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that|
| Computer Science | can't stand 1 bit of competition. |

 

Yup, I think the unwritten rule bit was from Monty Python too.

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

It was "transgressed the unwritten law".

If you're going to do the reference, at least get it right.

 

Nice )

 

<G>

 

It seems sad and unecessary that the householder is in jail. He killed him
quickly and cleanly after all. Not everyone would be so charitable.

 

Not really. They still got him to hospital, so that would be
un-necessary expense.

--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
116 Giulietta 3.0l Sprint 1.7 GTV TS GT 3.2 V6
Triumph Sprint ST 1050: It's blue, see.
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

It hasn't got the end of three fingers has it? My sister lost them when she
posted a note through a letterbox.

 

And some fucker said you were a pedantic ****

 

He should've set the **** on fire and then sat and said "I wouldn't piss on
this **** if he was on fire". Ohh, dear.

 

I've had to agree that it wasn't right to kill him, I'm surrounded by
bleeding hearts.
So cut out both eyeballs and castrate him, dick and balls.
I hate getting old and soft.