QC's with a sense of humour

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-11653189
"It is difficult to imagine what it's like when there is this constant
drip, drip intrusion
into your quiet enjoyment of your own property."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steve

Poor sod. Pushed beyond his limits by a group of cunts.

 

I would have though that shoving the knife through the letterbox as
the bloke was peeing would have had just as salutary an effect.

 

Or just installing a very, very strong spring on the flap.

 

No, no, you've got him all wrong:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8638726.stm


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Certainly slamming down on the flap would be amusing. Or perhaps a naked
flame....


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"He adored his mum"

Oh, just like the Kray twins...

 

Lovely guy all round, it would appear. Bastard home owner should be
doing life.

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I wonder if anyone noticed in court?

One less useless **** in the world, too, which is nice.

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Jack The Lad = ****.

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"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim
that Jesus was not born of a virgin." Cardinal Bellarmine

 

Aren't they just. It would make a refreshing change to hear a grieving
mum say "He was a ****. Serves the little shit right".

 

Same with kids when their teachers talk about them. Never *ever* is it
the little shit from the back row.

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He screwed my pelvis to a cakestand.

 

Whatever turns you on

 

Suppose he was a bit old to be a 'promising young footballer'.

 

An aerosol can and a fag lighter would be my choice.

Or a tiny lasso(o).

 

A whoosh, I'd say.

 

Unfortunately, that's not going to happen, but what *will* happen is that
those like him will feel empowered.

I'll stop being a woefully inadequate septic now

 

Cable tie.

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I've broken the unwritten rule?

It was just the mental image of someone screwing Ogden to a cakestand.

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