Public Warning - Road Traffic Accidents RTA's

<fx: cuts porl's strings...>

 

I know *nothing*!

 

and long may it continue, I say.

 

What's for tea?

 

A teapot.

 

The warning was a "Public Warning" not a "frustrated sockpuppet release".
If anyone wants to imagine what the world would be like without ladies, they can
always come to the uk.rec.motorcycles group. Safe riding and don't forget to
cancel your organ donor cards guys. Sorry, I have never been out with a sock.
Goodbye. Tearful Lady.

Neelu Berry, Pharmacist http://web.newsguy.com/sunaina/ HOMEPAGE
http://web.newsguy.com/sunaina/legal.htm LEGAL
http://web.newsguy.com/sunaina/clinical.htm CLINICAL
http://web.newsguy.com/sunaina/links.htm NHS MURDERS LINKS
http://web.newsguy.com/sunaina/chain.htm MURDER CHAIN

 

tearful lady wrote

I think that is extremely offensive to say that about the bitches.
Ladies every last one of them they are. Nice arses too, which is a
bonus.

 

That bit kinda went over my head at the time but now you mention it...

 

Look we asked for some pics with your tits out, then you will be made most
welcome (1). Until that time kindly stop bothering us.
We not anti female in here BTW. Indeed we like to use them with gay abandon.

(1) for a few minutes

 

Not exclusively but those that don't have good tits. Then again there is the
sub class with neither who...

 

Hog wrote

Oh the tits. Don't get me started on the tits.

I don't know how many of the ukrm bitches you have met but there is a
subset of wimmin who have tits that just must be talked to. Know what I
mean?

It is a fact; some burds you can happily ignore them and look at their
legs or whatever while you are telling what you want for dinner and
others have tits that just beg to be oggled. Yet, it has never ceased
to amaze me that, in all the dealings I have had IRL with the bitches
that they all fall into that subclass of having visually magnetic tits.
Odd innit?

 

oh FFS. you're giving some of us a bad name!

--
Adie - Basel
(replace spam with nickname to reply)

Triumph T595 / FZ750
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 UKRMMA#22

 

<happy sigh>

OWHID

--
Alex
BMW R1150GS
DIAABTCOD#3 MSWF#4 UKRMFBC#6 Ibw#35 BOB#8
http://www.team-ukrm.co.uk
Windy's "little soldier"

 

Most of you already have bad names, so that's no big deal.

 

She's all grown up now, so I'm told by a mutual acquaintance.

--
JackH - D.Bot (University of Speed)

BOTAFOT #110 - BOTAFOF #29 - GSX750F

"We might be ugly, but we don't care..."

 

It's hardly like it was a secret, anyway.

Just like the non-secret of his non-existent killfile.

 

well, exactly. In my opinion, best out in the open rather than a lot
of talking-behind-backs, IYSWIM.

heh.

 

You take all this shit too seriously. You'd fit in well, or not, as the
case may be.

So **** off then, or not, atcmb.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

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**** off, do.

 

Just as I thought this excellent thread was about to die