PSA: For the Douglas Adams Fans

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?


























A carrot

 

"Bwack! Bwack!!!! For 50 pounds, I want her naked."

 

What is brown and sounds like a bell?













Dung

 

Why do elephants drink?



































To forget.....

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Why did the elephant urinate on the meerkat on the edge of the
waterhole?

Because it was there.

 

What's brown, smelly and comes out of cowes?

 

The Isle of White ferry.

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What's brown and sticky?


























A stick.

 

Th Isle of Widget Ferry

 

What's green and sticky?

A green stick

 

Cowes

 

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

 

What's green and hairy and very dangerous?










Man-eating gooseberry.

 

Now stop that! Or I'll tell Santa.

 

What's black and white and read all over?

That one doesn't work too well written out, does it?

 

What's green, has 6 legs, 22 balls and is deadly if it falls out of a tree?




























A snooker table.

 

No.

 

objection!. I turned 60 this month and don't appear to have left my
first one yet.

 

"He's not the Master, he's a very naughty Time Lord." (Pip, this
afternoon while watching an old Dr Who rerun).

 

A nun's autobiography?