Project Garage is go

I never unpack in hotels. Too futile.

 

Very probably.

heh

 

**** off! Actually, it was dilute with /white spirit/. And as I wrote
"dunno", I was thinking: "ooh, did it water or white spirit - that'll be
a clue". But I was too lazy to go and check because it's pretty
inconsequential.

 

I'm not a sparky, but I've narrowly escaped electrocution many times -
your reasoning appears to be sound in that your pics show what may
well be a separate circuit specifically for the storage heaters, which
draw fuckloads of current. This will likely have been disabled when
the central heating was installed, as being surplus to requirements.

If you were to run the gas fire, the radiators _and_ the storage
heater in your living room, your pad would swiftly resemble the
Tropical House at Kew.
Hey, go for it - a mini-Oz in yer own loungeroom ;-)

 

Neither do I. I do, however undress in them and sometimes in my drunken
stupor I manage to miss my laundry bag with my socks. Well that's my
guess.

 

I reckon housekeeping nick them to annoy you.

 

Good job that I get my revenge in first by pissing in the bed then.

 

Oh **** that reminds me of when I pissed a hotel bed - by accident, when
pissed. I felt like such a ****. For a while. Not long.

 

Top tip: get your revenge in *last* by pissing in the bed. Then you
can sleep in a dry bed.

 

Friend of mine had his honeymoon in Egypt about 15 years ago.

He got pissed, on the local wine, and went to bed (on their first night
there). Woke up in the middle of the night and decided a fart was in
order. Being a polite sort[1] he poked his arse out from the covers
before he squeezed it out.

It was like the joke "are farts warm and liquid? No? Oh well guess I've
shat myself again". He produced a torrent of watery shite which sprayed
liberally from his anus over the edge of the bed and the (deep pile)
cream carpet.

He and his wife were naturally appalled by this. They managed to keep
the maid out of the room for three or so days before they moved on.
Apparently the room was a bit whiffy.

[1] An utterly blatant lie.

 

But I like sleeping in a wet bed. Doesn't everyone?

 

That's a fused switched connector unit commonly used for storage
heaters.

The feed to the storage heater fusebox might be connected to an offpeak
meter. Fwiw, I'd leave the storage heater wiring in place - it might
come in handy sometime.

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Dave

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