Just so you know.
Well, I had a huge G&T, then marshalled the troops and marched them off to the local Chinese restaurant, where me'n'her got outside two bottles of Tourettes Sauvignon. We've had the usual low-grade domestic, and she's stomped off to bed. Burp.
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus That Platy, him murder. Him post while drunk. Him lower than Sir.Tony's trousers in a pub car-park. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus Not so's you'd notice. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
I speak as I find. We haven't spit-roasted a scullery-maid, if that's what you're thinking. Sloppy seconds?
No part of Nigel's body is inoffensive. I don't say this from experience, just from an appreciation of the natural order of things.
platypus emerged from their own little world to say Tourettes Sauvignon. I find that quite amusing. My lad has Tourettes[1], although he fucking well doesn't have the fucking copralalia thing. OCD is his preoccupation. I think he'll appreciate the irony of alcohol induced copralalia in his old man. I think I'll print off some labels. [1] very mild fortunately, still gets us a spaz badge[2] which gets us to the front of the queue at Alton Towers [2] his term not mine
Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus My left index finger is *fairly* inoffensive. When it's not rammed up my right nostril, anyway. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
