(Post)Midnight rides and insanity

To you guys at the BOSM who thought I was bloody
stupid/crazy/whatever...

All I can say is: the ride home was an absolute bloody hoot!!

The A515 from Ashbourne to the A50 is *great* in the dark and did me a
big favour - it improved the smoothness of my riding.

Pip: the concrete sections on the A50 were just rumbly and set up a wee
bit of float but nothing as daft as you described happening to you.

The tunnel on the A500 provided its usual opportunity for a KSB....
Complete with flame. ;-)

I resisted the temptation to play "fighter pilots" on the A50 and the
M6... but there was a complete moment of hilarity...

A bunch of kiddies in a saxo (I found out later) hurtled past me on the
M6 (I was sat at a steady, but alleged, 85 and this twat was *moving*).
I guess he had it *nailed* showing off to the girlies in the back,
because it wasn't very well when I stopped for a slash at Sandbach
services.
As I got off the Tig, I noticed a car with 4 kiddies stood round it, but
thought nothing more, until I moved towards the building... something
told me to have another look...
It would appear the engine was depositing its oil on the car park and,
as I removed my earplugs, I began to hear the wails of a kiddie with a
fucked engine and no AA/RAC/whoever stuck on the motorway. When I came
back out I noticed it was only a 1.1....pillock!

All told, a good trundle back. Didn't get cold. Strangely, I didn't get
bored on the motorway... then again, I'd been on coffee all day, so my
braincell was probably buzzing on caffeine and revamping my plans for
world domination... or going over the ins and outs of the house I want
to build sometime soon....

Maybe I am just mad......

 

Glad to hear.

This sounds interesting.

Not an issue round here

 

The varlet known as tallbloke did proclaim to all assembled:

I think it will remain in the dream stage, unless I either win the
lottery, or at least double my wage..

 

Fr Jack <> spouted the following in

Where would you like the house that Jack built?

 

The varlet known as tallbloke did proclaim to all assembled:

Away from a town, on about an third of an acre

 

Fr Jack wrote

Next door to the pub.

 

The varlet known as steve auvache did proclaim to all assembled:

Not really... More like a half mile away.

The half mile stroll down a country lane, afterwards kinda rounds the
session off, nicely doesn't it? ;-)

Besides' country pubs are being invaded by chavs who've been banned from
every other place. Don't want to hear the fuckers throwing up or pissing
in me front yard, do I? Can stay where I am for that.

 

Fr Jack wrote

**** me yes, Did you here about that place in Derbyshire this weekend?

 

The varlet known as steve auvache did proclaim to all assembled:

Yeah..sorry, forgot.. ;-)

That would be the one you were at, yes? ;-)

 

Fr Jack wrote

Would you expect anything less?

 

The varlet known as steve auvache did proclaim to all assembled:

Nah! Grow old disgracefully - proper! ;-)

 

Fr Jack wrote

Teetering as I am right on the very verge of it, I have to say; you are
right and if I have learnt anything it is that you really do need to
start young and practice hard.

 

Too late.

Like the wood cutters in grand designs?

<sits on hands> <gets off hands>

Alexi Sayle's younger brother, that's you.

<runs like ****>
--
Lady Nina

The School of Life is not accredited, never subjects its marking
standards to review and has exceedingly loose selection standards for
teaching staff.

 

Don't bother running, you've been beaten to it ...
http://www.ukrm.net/social/people/frjack.html

 

Younger brother? Why younger? Ugly twin is closer to it I think.

 

Oh blimey I lurked and read the FAQ don't make me go and read all the
other bits as well, I've got gardening, followed by pub attending to
be done.

 

It's no good, you have to read and remember it all. You go clear that
garden, wumman - and watch them strange characters up t'pub, too.
The mind verily boggleth. Here's a spare 'o' you may find a use for,
though.

 

Lady Nina says...

I think you know what you have to put there. Don't make me spank you.

 

It's gone cold and cloudy, so it's back inside - housework or ukrm I
thought....

Not that pub. After this weekend my lot seem tame by comparison. I
need some more kip before I go out though.

As it should.

Git, I spotted it after about 3 posts.

 

<hard stare>

Something like this?