Possibly the /least/ pretentious ...

... numberplate in the UK. Spotted today, on what looked to all
intents and purposes to be a brand new Rolls-Royce:

P1 KKY

Or something very similar. I was in a petrol station and it ghosted
past and out of sight. Fair made me snort, I tell you. Inverted
snobbery of the highest order.

 

Just leaving the age related plate on it would probably be better.

 

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<CiX>

 

I read it as 'P Ikky', who I believe is one of those singers who don't
sing that are so popular with young black gentlemen these days.

 

No, you're thinking of Diddly P.

 

<Wildcat!>

 

if we're doing shit-old-comms "top trumps", then beat:

<Community Memory>

 

<googles>

<folds>

I didn't realise you were an older git than me.

 

oh, I don't think I am, but I was into computers and stuff at a very
early age.

Don't get me wrong, I was never in a position to actually use
Community Memory, but I remember reading about it.

 

or maybe Puff The Rappin' Dragon?

 

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" anyone?

 

hahaha - I'd forgotten about that.

I don't suppose you remember the "One-armed Lesbian Nazi Nun having
sex with an aardvark" thing?

 

@news.eternal-september.org:

it's the young white gentlemen from Merthyr Tydfil that align themselves to
that sub-culture that amuse me greatly. Their mid-Atlantic accent, a hybrid
of Stuart Cable & Bob Marley, being the most comical feature.

 

I do not.

I admit I had to google to remind me who the dwarves were.

Or perhaps you are not refering to Mainframe

 

Innit Blud