Possible apologies to Nigel Eaton

Who might have seen it in the place I saw it.

A Daily Mail headline generator:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/dailymail.php

WILL IMMIGRANTS GIVE THE ELDERLY CANCER?

*lovely*

 

Where was that?

Michael Howard sings The Smiths is pretty good, too
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/other/howard.php

 

COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS STRIP BRITAIN'S SWANS OF ALL DIGNITY?

 

I rather liked this one from the David Blunkett Policy Maker page -

"Deport the BBC to Guantanamo Bay, and then detain them indefinitely
under the Terrorism Act. And charge them for it."

 

Ben Blaney posted:

I'm not sure if the Blunkett Policy Maker (link from that page) is
making it up or actually quoting him.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

Someone deserves a medal. A big one.

 

I have to withold that information, as it may incriminate the guilty.
He may well tell you himself.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

Well. Now.

It was either alt.sex.goats, or uk.media.radio.archers. One of the two.

 

<thread hijack>

... for possibly leaving a little black rubber line outside
Eaton Place last evening ...

As I was in mid-three point turn and across the road, chappie in a
black Golf came hurling round the corner, so rather than being the T
in the bone, I gave it loud pedal, full lock and stepped off the
clutch. A bit hastily, I admit.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

They do that here. The blind bend and the pinch point seem to be a
challenge to their masculinity. I usually leave them to sort it out
themselves.

 

I was in the car.

I intended to hoof the throttle and slip the clutch for maximum
acceleration, but stepped off the clutch quicker than expected - new
boots, see?

The take-off was harsh. I pride myself on smoothness of driving and
that was not a good example, no matter how effective.

 

DOES BRUSSELS IMPREGNATE THE ELDERLY?
WILL GORDON BROWN INFECT YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?
DO GAYS INFECT MICHAEL HOWARD WITH AIDS?

Heh.