"Portable motorcycle burnout platform"

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/20040072601.html

Abstract: A portable display platform for safely performing a motorcycle
burnout stunt is disclosed, which includes a textured surface section of the
platform floor for frictionally degrading the motorcycle's rear drive wheel
tire and means for securing the motorcycle's front wheel tire, among other
safety features. In addition to decreasing the risk to spectators, nearby
property, and to the motorcyclist performing the burnout stunt, the present
portable display platform preferably includes ornamental indicia and
lighting to enhance entertainment aspect of the stunt performance.

 

I think someone already holds the patent for a front brake.

 

They'd have to enhance the entertainment aspect of the stunt
performance, having entirely removed the stunt part, by clamping a bike
in place.

 

And roads.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Like a wall?
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

ORA-12345 Error: "portable" constraint violation.

 

Walls are everywhere (>95%) you might like to do a burnout demo, so no
need for portability.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Techiespeakers could call it "pervasive walling" [1] or "the city is the
wall" [2].

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubiquitous_computing
[2] http://blogs.sun.com/jonathan/entry/the_network_is_the_computer

 

All i'm hearing is your pervasive wailing.

HTH

Paul.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

Well, there's a wonder.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando
Kawasaki GTR1400

 

After all...
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.