Poncey business trips.

ogden secured a place in history by writing:

Weymouth is rather nice in a 'nothing like the Blackpool / Bognor /
Skegness I expected' sort of way. But Monkey World is an expensive heap of
crap, a zoo masquerading as some sort of animal rescue centre. I had to
drag two toddlers around it this summer, so my daughter's first ever two-
word conjunction was 'Monkey's Bottom', on account of some ropey chimp
hanging its piles right in front of her face.

 

Ferger says...

My son's first full sentence was "did you spill my pint?". It took weeks
of coaching him to say it and he finally let rip with it in front of his
very posh grandmother. I was not flavour of the month.

 

Lozzo secured a place in history by writing:

*Class*

My daughter's second was 'Daddy Pop!', a timely reminder that I shouldn't
break wind quite so freely lest she draws it to other's attention.....

 

Mike yik-yakked:

Curse my luck.

Flying in and out on Wednesday.

 

platypus yik-yakked:

Ta. Hire car so being extra careful. Well, that and my previous 30 day,
ahem, holiday from driving after being pulled at EEK mph on the M74
some time back.

 

ogden yik-yakked:

I'm at a meeting with our lot, the Probation Service and SUN
Microsystems. Enough fucking monkeys for one day, methinks.

 

Ferger yik-yakked:

*That* is a beautiful image.

It's a definite
must-visit-when-I-need-to-see-some-slack-arsed-monkeys-piles.

 

platypus yik-yakked:

Forgot to say - hope you're feeling better!

 

I know where I'd rather be.

 

Dave Jennings secured a place in history by writing:

Anyone human being who suffers from that particular affliction should go
there, do not pass go. You will feel so much better when you see the poor
bastards....you begin to understand why they spend so much time hanging off
trees, 'cos they can't even stand on the ground without the arse overhang
getting in the way...

 

I've been to Hastings.

I've been to Brighton.

I've been to Eastbourne, too.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR

#I've been to paradise,
#But I've never been to meeeeeeeeee.
--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

#I'm no fool
#I've been to school
#I've been to Paris and to Istanbul

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Cheers.

 

#I've had a red-light of the wrist without me even being kissed.

 

Note in Diary: Send email saying "You should have been here last night.
It was the best one ever." on Wednesday.

 

Crikey - old Slade lyrics. Whatever next.

 

**** me, I've been Ace'd. Whatever next?

 

That's a bit ironic coming from one who claims not to be able to
recall lyrics. However, in this case, I bet the tune sprang straight
out at you (as it did me) and that you sang the following line in your
head, complete with musical accompaniment (or at least, as close to
music as Slade ever got) without a second's hesitation.

What next? Ace and Eddie, IWT.

 

Oh yeah. I knew I recognised it but couldn't be arsed to think about
it - I'm astonished, however, that it's you that's pointing their
provenance - you don't _do_ lyrics, remember?