Poncey business trips.

I drove to Folkestone today for a meeting, had a sandwich bought at a
petrol station with my customer and got a big order. We drank a cup of
vending machine coffee each and then I left to go and see another
customer who also gave me a big order.

You can keep yer fancy foreign trips, this is real living.

I rock.

 

You are Gareth Cheeseman, ICMFF nights at Norwich Premier Lodge.

 

"A big order"?

Is that another one of them there euphemisms? I don't want to know about
your travelling Gigolo lifestyle.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Yes, yes, yes, but where's the hooters and the badly exposed nightshots?

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Ewwwwe

 

I'm going to Hastings _and_ Birkenhead next month, so there!

I'm probably off to Darlington in December and, if I play my cards right, I
might get a day-trip to Belfast.

I sway!


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Pah! You call that living.

Tomorrow, I have a trip to the stunning scenery of Ebbw Vale followed by
an afternoon in Merthyr.

Next week it's Aberdare.

Living the high life here, I tell you.

 

In God's name, man, why? It's not even the May bank holiday!

 

Hastings? Give us a shout, then.

 

Heh.

 

Will do, I'm likely to be there for two days at a time every other week
until mid-November.


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They actually gave you some work to do? How cruel!

Phil

 

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Have you put your name down for counselling? "Cruel and unusual
punishment" springs to mind..

Phil

 

AndrewR yik-yakked:

I have a day trip to Bournemouth, from sunny Glasgow, next week.

Used to be that Ryanair flew in first thing, back late that night but
now I have to go to Southampton on BMI or somesuch and drive.

The excitement. Southampton and Bournemouth, in the one day. I have
managed to wangle out of a proposed trip to Weymouth too.

 

If you make it for Tuesday night you can get to the "bike night" at
Poole quay too.
It's a bit like seeing all the expensive superyachts at Monte Carlo[1],
but for bikers.

[1] If that's still 'in'. I've never jet-setted so I wouldn't know.

 

Beware. Bournemouth is Gatsotown.

 

Monkey World. YKIMS.