Politcal Stuff For Bill

Hey Bill -

I thought you might enjoy these. Apologies in advance for the
poor formatting.

1. *Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain (1868)

2. *We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity
is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by
the handle.
-Winston Churchill (1935)

3. *A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw

4. *A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,
which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-- G. Gordon Liddy5. *Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
--James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)6. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich
countries to rich people in poor countries.
--Douglas Casey, Classmate of W.J.Clinton at Georgetown U. (1992)

7. *Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
--P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

8. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors
to live at the expense of everybody else.
--Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)9. *Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-- Ronald Reagan (1986)10. *I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts.
--Will Rogers11. *If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see
what it costs when it's free.
--P.J. O'Rourke12. *If you want government to intervene domestically, you're a
liberal. If you want government to intervene overseas, you're a
conservative. If you want government to intervene everywhere, you're a
moderate. If you don't want government to intervene anywhere,
you're an extremist.
--Joseph Sobran, Editor of the National Review at one time (1995)13. *In general, the art of government consists in taking as much
money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the
other.
--Voltaire (1764)14. *Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest in you.
--Pericles (430 B.C.)15. *No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
--Mark Twain (1866)16. *Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it.
--(Unknown)17.* The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
--Ronald Reagan

18. *The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal
sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill19. *The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that
the taxidermist leaves the skin.
--Mark Twain20. *The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly
is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)21. *There is no distinctly native American criminal class save
Congress.
--Mark Twain22. *What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-- Edward Langley, Artist 1928-1995




--Fullstate

 

Got a good "chuckle" on this one.. Thanks Fullstate..

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Bill Walker