Poetry

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by DR, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. DR

    DR Guest

    A hack of parsimonious repute
    Bought a clunker that was advertised in "Loot".
    When the vendor asked him why
    He said "Sir, I cannot lie -
    All I want's the horn, for mine just doesn't hoot!"
     
    DR, Dec 13, 2004
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    Owen Guest

    * tumbleweed rolls across screen *
    --
    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Dec 15, 2004
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