Plumbers: Gods or arseholes

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Dan L, Sep 10, 2005.

  1. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    Having today fitted a shiny new chromium towel rail in the bathroom I am
    unsure.

    On the one hand, they must be gods, as how exactly are mere mortals supposed
    to make solder flow uphill into an 8mm microbore fitting. I have tried and
    tried and believe me, it isn't easy. Having fitted the bloody thing I now
    need a new carpet due to the blobs of solder / flux and generally liberal
    irrigation with Fernox. My system has been filled / drained approximately 8
    times this afternoon, and quite frankly I am fucked off by the whole affair.

    On the other hand, anyone who makes a living successfully doing the above
    shit on a daily basis must be an arsehole, surely?

    Discuss.


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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Sep 10, 2005
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  2. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    They fucking deserve it IMHO.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Sep 10, 2005
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie
    "Hot on the left, cold on the right, shit goes down the hole."

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Sep 10, 2005
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  4. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    No, it makes you an arsehole for not being able to do it and then
    complaining about it.
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 10, 2005
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  5. Dan L

    raden Guest

    Immaculately clean, plenty of flux and a bit of practice - capillary
    action does the rest

    piece of piss
    I see them from the other side - while there are some good ones out
    there, there are a lot of clueless twats out there who don't have the
    first idea
     
    raden, Sep 10, 2005
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  6. Dan L

    mb Guest

    Capillary action and a nice blowtorch. Copper conducts heat rather well,
    so the joint needs to be very hot with nothing taking the heat away.
     
    mb, Sep 10, 2005
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  7. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    I did do it.

    All bloody afternoon it took.

    And now the whole heating system appears to be fubared.

    Bloody marvellous, DIY.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Sep 11, 2005
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  8. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    <Waves>

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Sep 11, 2005
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  9. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    I used a couple of old ceramic tiles as a soldering base, and luckily the
    carpet isn't too bad.
    Well, now here's the bit guaranteed to raise a titter.....I bloody work for
    a mechanical services / heating company. Oh how they'll laugh when I ask on
    Monday if one of the chaps can pop round to sort it out.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Sep 11, 2005
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  10. Dan L

    raden Guest

    Do you have an airlock in the system

    and has it caused the boiler o/h to trip out ?
     
    raden, Sep 11, 2005
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  11. Dan L

    Dan L Guest

    In the cold light of the following day, the boiler safety was the culprit.

    I guess isolating the heating whilst leaving the water heating active was
    not a good idea, and the boiler fired up whilst dry.

    Anyway, all reset and sorted, no signs of any leaks (yet)

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Sep 12, 2005
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