platyfest - last call

You didn't mention the hidden webcam.

 

What time's breakfast?

 

... with a live link to ukrmnova?

 

Cheers, Platy - splendid breakfast, topped off by seeing Alex Lovell
(http://www.alexlovell.com/) in your local Tesco

 

*perk* - she is rather lovely isn't she.

 

So, Cheltenham's in the West Country then?

I thought he was a Midlands Today type, with its equal opportunities ogling
of Shefali and, IMV, very cute Ashley.

--
wessie at tesco dot net

BMW R1150GS

"Wessie is a lovely man with many wonderful qualities" TM Blaney

 

ah, Ashley's like that too. He could sit unobtrusively in the corner of
one's room until playtime...

--
wessie at tesco dot net

BMW R1150GS

"Wessie is a lovely man with many wonderful qualities" TM Blaney

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Fair play, that was probably a good call.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando

 

Of course, I'll be bottling the used bathwater and niging it out on ebay.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Excuse me?

ITYF that to "Nige something out" implies the flogging of
heavily-disguised shoddy goods. Whereas, the delectable Snowy's
bathwater can probably cure scrofula. At least.

<thinks>

You're going to flog some of *your* bathwater, aren't you? You *sick*
puppy.

You'll never get away with it.

I mean, there's the *smell*...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Honda ST1100 wiv trailer Norton 850 Commando

 

Who? Oh, right.

It seemed like everybody had a good evening too - highlights included Champ
being introduced to his Ideal Woman. Thanks to 'iggins for the go in the
red SAAB. As I mentioned at the time, a touch steady, and in many ways
reminiscent of a rubber-mounted sofa, but enjoyable to punt around, and
never got out of shape. I trust the enthusiasm-and-incompetence treatment
didn't wear too badly on your nerves.

Someone has abandoned a razor in the bathroom, and a little plastic bottle
of some spooge-like jollop. Owners form an orderly queue.

 

Who, me?

Hey, she's been getting it on with the horses. Absolutely there's a smell.
So?

 

"Voiceover Artist" haha
Her website didn't feature any risque pictures either.

 

Her father *might* have something to say about it mind or are you in fact
referring to the young TV?

No the black sock was mine but it was recovered JIT

Good food, good company, shit weather (until Sunday morning) and a lovely
garden. Shit even Zymurgy made it, I mean how often does that happen? and
Zym, don't forget the conversation you had with Champ...

 

I was mercifully unaware of any black sock issues - possibly out
SAAB-wrangling at the time. I suspect the razor belongs to Champ, and

Zymurgy often makes it, just not always at the expected time.

 

Zym isn't particularly right headed in this respect if you recall other
parts of the conversation. G did seem like a sweet girl though.

 

I dunno; that shit-eating grin would get on my wick after a while.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
river cleaned out in a day.

 

Or perhaps she would grin eating her shit of your wick?

 

lol. I won't. I'm famous for being a bit muddle headed here and there,
but occasionally I look back and see moments of blinding all
encompassing stupidity

P.

 

Ticks all the correct boxes for me then.......