Platyfest iPod faux pas

Http://www.hegre-art.com/free_tour/films.html (NSFW)

iPod download's over on the right somewhere.

Embarrassingly when T was "discussing" it with me after the "incident",
I suddenly realised that I'd not actually watched the clip I was getting
grief for.

I still can't believe that I got caught on the one time I download a
sample just to see how the video on the iPod worked <cough>.

 

I think that you were doomed from the moment you downloaded it onto T's
ipod. A bit of a tactical error there old chap.

Still, I'm sure Old Jack taught Horse more than enough other stuff to
focus T's concerns over the coming weeks; you won't get grief for too
long on this incident. Probably.

 

Mona Magic gets my vote

 

The pictures aren't as easy to see on my Shuffle :-(

Well that did make for a peaceful drive home...

T: "So Horse, what have you been doing for the last hour"

Horse: "Old Jack has been telling me about self defence"

T: "Oh, that's good, what did he say?"

Horse: "Well, I thought that if I was being bullied, I should knock the
bully in the err... umm... wedding vegetables so he could see that I
wasn't going to stand for it, but Old Jack told me that wasn't right"

T: "He's quite right, violence isn't the answer to a problem like that;
so what did he tell you?"

Horse: "He told me that I had to get them in the bollocks all right, but
I had to try kick the fucker's bollocks right to the top of his guts,
'cos if the bastard's bollocks are in his throat the wanker will go down
like a sack of fucking spuds and that bastard's not getting up again in
a fucking hurry".

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

Horse: "But if he looks like he's going to get up I've got to kick him
in the fucking nose"

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

Horse: "Hard"

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

T: " "

We travelled the last half hour home in blissful silence

 

Gyp says...

<snip>

I like this Old Jack character, he'll make a man of that Horse of yours.

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There's something badly er... right... about pornography being
downloaded onto a device called a 'shuffle'.


And, re Old Jack and Horse. Heh.

 

Post of the year. Well done.
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