Planet of the Apes - C4

My desire to mate with HBC has not been reduced by the rubber mask. Is
this normal?

 

Gyp emerged from their own little world to say

No worse than me watching MoTD and fancying Joe Cole

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wessie said...

You're on a loser with *Ashley* Cole.

http://www.myfootballnews.co.uk/news_jump.html?player_id=3&story=580976

 

Lozzo emerged from their own little world to say

I've yet to meet an Ashley that didn't register a big ding on the gaydar.

It's probably one of the bits of evidence produced by those who support
nurture rather than nature as an explanation of homosexuality. "His mum
called him Ashley: he was bound to become gay".

 

Not that I was watching it, but did Natasha Kaplinski seem to have tits
but no nips in the eurovision thing ?

 

raden emerged from their own little world to say

WTF are you asking me? NAHAY?

 

wessie said...

She was dressed like a lot of blokes do for a good night out in Old
Compton Street. I'd have thought you could have advised on suitable
accessories to go with the red dress.

 

Lozzo wrote

Gixxer Thou.

 

It was rather a general observation

there just might be other people reading the thread

 

It was the black one later on ...

 

So what should a mother name her son if she wishes to avoid him becoming
gay?

 

wessie, do you have to turn this into yet another UKRM homosexuality
thread?

Can't we just leave it where it started; good, clean, straight,
wholesome, heterosexual man on ape action?

 

You're Welsh?

 

Mothers of The Deviant?

 

In this thread, "monkey of the day" seems appropriate?


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Champ emerged from their own little world to say

Match of the Day

It's a soft porn programme for people like Mark Oaten and me.

 

Gyp emerged from their own little world to say

I was quite happy with the man on ape meme. Lozzo started the sub-thread.

Why should I panda to your bestial armadillos?

 

wessie said...

No, you started it by mentioning that you get your homojollies watching
MoTD. I merely pointed out one footballer you wouldn't stand a chance
with.

 

Match of The Day normally.

 

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