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Be fair, she doesn't sound that strange since I'm sure we can all
imagine what your keyboard twiddlings sound like.

 

A mate of mine convinced one of his colleagues, a French lass, that
when someone did a job on the side for cash in hand, it was called
"doing a foreigner". She was also told by my mate that one of the lads
in the factory could help her on a job in her house, but he didn't know
which one.

She apparently was wandering around the shop floor for ages, asking
everyone "Do you do foreigners".