pist off at coppers

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Triffic Taurus, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. If there's a copper reading this, good.

    Last night in Sydney (Parra) I went to work.

    I work 10pm~6am. It was shite weather here last night.
    When I was going along James Ruse around 2115 it was
    raining steady but not heavy. I'm doing limits.

    After the lights at the bowlo heading north, caught behind
    a tanker, I pull to the middle lane in front of a paddy
    wagon. I indicated and was doing legal or thereabouts
    speeds (there's a camera there). I indicated I was taking
    the off option of the middle lane (which is more than most
    cagers I encounter, most nights - on dry nighs I'll rip off in
    front).

    I mean, fair fkn go. I only have a bike to get around on ok.

    I'm foggin', but doing everything by the book. They're behind
    me at the lights and I feel they're sweating me to speed up on
    Victoria Road. I didn't.

    Seem 'em camped down below near the Uni turnoff too often,
    to do that. Play by the rules right.

    They're still there. A certain car shape is a certain car shape.

    I turn right into the industrial "badlands" of Rydalmere. They
    follow. It's now seriously pssing down.

    Just fine. I'm ok with my bike, and my skills.

    I'm doing 50-ish, per the limit, dodging a cage exiting the knock
    shop on the left. He stops entering the road in front of me 'cause
    he sees the paddy wagon (or so I reckon). No cops, he was gonna
    drop in, going by the dip in his front at the last moment.

    Some 500 metres up the road I indicated left, then another 800
    metres into my place of employ. I gave plenty of legal indicating
    here as well. I swiped the outdoor reader for the secure garage.

    This paddy wagon stopped to watch me.

    What happened next is our underground secure work carpark opened
    and I entered.

    They then, ripped off.

    Hey CNTS, you reckon i don't have enough sht to deal with on the
    roads in the fkn wet, surrounded by FKN idiots you gotta ride me
    into work?

    I wish to fk they'd have pulled me over for any trumped up reason, 'cause
    I'da happily spent a night in the watchhouse venting my FKN spleen on
    them, I reckon.

    Changed clobber at work, but it didn't change my mood.

    If a copper out my way is reading this, maybe pass the following
    suggestion on.

    If a person on a bike is doing everything relatively right; is dressed
    approapriately for the conditions and is not trying to leave you behind
    at the first opportunity, why tf hassle 'em.; even inadvertently?

    Back tf off, and earn your money elsewhere, on shite weather nights
    like that. Follow the drunks who exploit your reluctance to pull 'em
    over on nights where it's pssin' down.

    If I had a car, or a choice, do they really think I'd be out there, freezin'
    m' tits off; wiping my visor and wonderin' whether the dhead in front
    of me has forgotten to indicate?

    Sorry.. still cranky...

    tt

    Sorry - had to let this out.

    tt
     
    Triffic Taurus, Jun 15, 2007
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    Marty H Guest

    I would have hated to read you rant if they actually booked you for
    something..

    you just cant please some people :-/

    mh
     
    Marty H, Jun 15, 2007
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    MrMoped Guest

    lemme see - you're not breaking any rules and they don't pull you over for
    anything (sometimes they pull you over just to make sure you get wet-but
    only if you were being a dickhead).

    You sure you're not just paranoid? or are they _really_ out to get you.
     
    MrMoped, Jun 15, 2007
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    Biggus..... Guest

    When the bacon was behind me, I'd just pull over and let them ****
    off... then go again on my merry way.
     
    Biggus....., Jun 15, 2007
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    gavinator Guest

    Yeah, i do the same. It either forces them to "random" breath test
    you or move on to annoy someone else...
     
    gavinator, Jun 15, 2007
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    bikerbetty Guest

    <putting on Pollyanna hat>
    Maybe they were actually being nice, making sure you got where you were
    going safely in that foul weather - as you said in your original post, it
    was probably their presence that stopped the dickhead in the car cutting you
    off!

    betty, in devil's advocate gear
    (or full of shite, take your pick <grin>)
     
    bikerbetty, Jun 15, 2007
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    MikeH Guest

    Lodge a stalking complaint!
    MikeH


     
    MikeH, Jun 15, 2007
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    Yeebok Guest

    Better yet, carry a bag of dog poo and throw it at every wagon you see
    ... eventually it just might work :)
     
    Yeebok, Jun 15, 2007
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  9. You haven't been spanked in a long time, have you Betty? :p

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    Bob Milutinovic, Jun 15, 2007
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    corks Guest

    read it...still slept at night........
     
    corks, Jun 15, 2007
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    bikerbetty Guest

    We-e-e-ell, actually.....

    You are a Very Bad Man, Bob! Shame, shame, shame....

    betty
     
    bikerbetty, Jun 15, 2007
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    bikerbetty Guest

    LOL - who tf is Shirley?????? <giggle>

    betty, red is good....
     
    bikerbetty, Jun 15, 2007
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    justAL Guest

    Hey fuckwit.

    Next time how about wasting my time with something containing a little more
    substance.
    Uptight over a non-incident? Get over yourself!

    justAL
     
    justAL, Jun 15, 2007
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    Howie Guest

    Was it late....or is it only me who read it as a slurred Suuurrrrrllleey??

    Maybe in the light of day it is more obvious??



    Hello bikerbetty,
     
    Howie, Jun 15, 2007
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    Nev.. Guest

    Triffic Taurus wrote:

    I was riding my bike in the rain, I cut off a police car, the police car
    followed me, then I arrived at work.

    Nev..
    '04 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Jun 16, 2007
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    MrMoped Guest

    Touche

     
    MrMoped, Jun 16, 2007
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    justAL Guest

    Chickakacha!

    justAL


     
    justAL, Jun 16, 2007
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Now, if it hadda' said "a copper WRITING this" annghflqdb gllau ,asbflk
    ,nlwjhb hjgfju herring!
     
    Knobdoodle, Jun 16, 2007
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  19. Hmmm, guess I'd better pack my tawse 'n cuffs away then, lest you think any
    more poorly of me!

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    Bob Milutinovic
    Cognicom - "Australia's Web Presence Specialists"
    http://www.cognicom.net.au/
    telephone (0417) 45-77-66
    facsimile (02) 9824-2240
     
    Bob Milutinovic, Jun 17, 2007
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    Theo Bekkers Guest

    Surely.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, Jun 18, 2007
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