Pipe & Slippers

David Thomas wrote

The BOF because it is a recognition of a bit of original prose[1] and
was my first number.

The IbW because Nick is an exceedingly nice bloke and a national
treasure.


[1] When you have been around here for a while you will understand what
2 rofls and a lol can do for your self esteem.

 

Keep your hair on Grandad. If I had a couple of centuries behind me, the
list would be similarly impressive.

ROTFLMAO!

 

Keep your hair on Grandad. If I had a couple of centuries behind me, the
list would be similarly impressive.

ROTFLMAO!

 

Go on then!

Milords, Ladies, Genellmen and remote descendants of minor peers, I thank
you all.
The toast is Sunny Saarfend-On-Sea. Long may she be periodically clogged up
with the denizens of Tower Hamlets and awash with the vomit of the yoof of
Romford.

<imbibes deeply, discards strides, and streaks across the shingle whilst
cackling manically>

 

serf wrote

I did all of that, and more, long before I was your age sonny.

 

Oh the numbers are rolling out tonight....

 

As a denizen of Tower Hamlets, I feel I should mention that I wouldn't
piss on Saarfend if it was on fire.

Thankyou.

 

mups wrote

I thought I would join in the fun. Well why not?

Besides, as well you know, many, many more are nominated than are
called.

 

Salad Dodger wrote

You could do a passing fair job of clogging it up if you went for a
visit though.

 

Not that I am denying that, but I though Marina was the national
treasure? You mean UK can afford more than one?

 

Power Grainger wrote

Self financing public private partnership innit.

 

Hmm - lovely tho Marina is [1], I've never heard her described as a
national treasure.

Salad Dodger has always been our National Treasure.

[1] not to mention completely loony tunes

 

Sigh. You really do make it easy for us to critize your
memory, don't you? Have a look at any of Marina's posts;
at the bottom of the sig is the line

Which is nice, because it allows a decent google for the
quote...

Indeed. As well as a little tinker.

 

She does? Well, I never pay any attention to sigs. Or the rest of
the content, in many cases.

 

Sadly, I am 'a' national treasure, not 'the'. There are, I have seen
recently, several others. I am, however, the only one so named by the
blessed porl.

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porl did. Also called me a wood nymph.

ooh, ta. Smiley smile.

--
Marina Mayes - Reading, UK. To email me remove XX from my address
XV535 (sold), GPZ500S (promised), SR250 (in bits). BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2.
KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
Original Sinergy - wicked T-shirts for a wicked world: www.originalsinergy.com
I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
www.pericles.demon.co.uk
"You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03