Pipe & Slippers

Well not quite, but the guy I have just seen was riding along with a pipe in
his gob,
made me smirk

Wonder if it was a legal pipe, couldn't see the E mark.

 

What was he smoking? Condor?

 

Was he going to Baker Road?

 

Do you mean Baker St or have I been whooshed?

 

You have if Baker is pronounced Bacca. Otherwise no.

 

If it was bright yellow would it qualify as a "loud pipe"

 

No, and I think so.

I ummed and ah'd whether to add the ", or should that be 'street'?"
qualifier.

<hangs head>
It's a sad day indeed, when the only person on the same wavelength as
me is the resident nutter.

 

Oh well I don't get it then

 

Um-hm.

O mighty BOSS KOTL, do I qualify for a #?

 

Well I was feeling a little left out so I have decided to be BOSS #1 (Biker
of Southend Seafront)

You could be #2 ?

 

<g>

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Well, I ride a bike. And I have been bowling on Southend Pier. And mucked
about on the Kursaal....

 

"David Thomas" <> spouted the following
in

If it wasn't a pipe would it still look like one?

 

Wotcha.

Oh dear - I'm afraid I often ride with me pipe stuck in me mouth ( ooer ).
[/QUOTE]

 

Well, I ride a bike. And I have been bowling on Southend Pier. And mucked
about on the Kursaal....

 

serf wrote

ffs.

Is that all?

Fucking waste of space you kids are.

I have thrown up on it, bled on it, pissed on it and I am fairly
confident someone has done the same to me in the absolute conviction
that I was it.

I have pulled on it, been rejected *hundreds* of times on it. I have
shagged behind it and just to one side a couple of times and spent money
at every establishment along its entire length. I have ridden, driven,
walked, pedalled and been carried against my will up it, down it and
across it. In both fucking directions.

And on Saturdays......

 

So put you down for BOSS#2 then ?

 

I take you are claiming BOSS#3 then ?

 

David Thomas wrote

No.

If you look at my sig you will normally see no numbers but I am not a
compulsive collector. I have a couple, they are treasured[1] but not
brought out every day.


[1] Especially my IbW and my BOF

 

please enlighten me.