Ping the Berkshire & Hampshire dwellers - Sunday lunch.

One man's useless junk is another's, er, useless junk.

 

Yes. It happens every year. You may have heard about it.

 

It's like almost every garden/tip in Alabama

 

<nods>

 

I thought of you as I was typing

 

Not worth shit without Wogan though.

 

Paddy O'Connell would have made a better replacement than Norton but who
needs on-air commentary when there's the Guardian liveblog, Twitter and,
lets face it, the contestants themselves.

Bring on the wind machines!

 

<Shuffles feet guiltily>

 

<starts pricing up bits of old tat to take to Chieveley>
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<buys LWB Transit>

 

If you see Jeremy in the interim, please do, but otherwise i've a
jaunt to Bristol on the cards to collect a rusty toolbox that
someone's left under a tarp for me ;-)

Paul.

 

Ooh, will you be on 4 wheels, & would this Bristol connection be a
friendly? I've got a box of Tiger bits for someone in Devon, & Bristol
would save him a fair chunk of motorway compared to Swindon.

 

<hollow laugh>

You might want to re-think entrusting them to me ;-)

Paul.

 

You've a rusty toolbox in Bristol as well?

 

<smug>

T4 Tiger parts.

 

YKWIM P

Paul.

 

huh?

As long as it's not T34 Tiger

Paul.

 

'93 - '98 carb Tiger, as opposed to '99+ (T7) Tiger.

 

That's not Bristol you muppet!

 

When it comes to Eurovision, Ogden is a huge fan. He manages to out
"camp" all the gay blokes on here by a mile when it comes to that
particular event.

 

FFS, Bristol, Bath, it's all the same, it's like Manchester and
Macclesfield innit .. ;-)

Paul.