Pick a van, any van ...

... and break into it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3544485/Thieves-targeting-vans
-on-council-estate-are-confronted-by-four-SAS-men-on-a-stakeout.html

Bet that was a bit of a shock.

 

Heheheh, nice .. could do with them round here ..

 

Excellent.

 

My best mate was in the SAS here. He was doing security with a bunch of
guys in a van for the Sydney olympics. He pulled up at the lights and a
bunch of lebbos started mouthing off to them. The lebbos then decided
to decide to be tough and start brandishing knives. They got the shock
of their lives when they suddenly had a couple of MP5s pointed at them.

Fraser

 

Bear? Is that you?

 

"lebbos"? OS this another of your nation's charming ethnic slurs?

 

Yeah. Lebanese. Not a total slur, kinda like calling americans yanks.

Fraser

 

When we were kids I had posters of bikes on my bedroom walls. He had
parker hale sniper rifles.

Fraser

 

That's dissapointing. I had visions of women wearing dungarees and comfortable
shoes waving kitchen knives.

 

I reckon you had the better of it.

 

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Dykes on the run?

 

Dunno, I still have an irrational urge to one day own a pop up
headlight Katana.

Fraser