"Perfomace Bikes" - hvor kan det købes..?!

Halløj i de vinteropstaldede stuer!

Nu har jeg rendt lidt rundt og ledt efter bladet "Performance Bikes", da der
i denne måned skulle være et særligt "Green Theme"; altså tests af en masse
Kawasaki-sager...

Er der nogen her der har kendskab til hvor - evt. hvilken specifik
DSB-kiosk! - der har bladet på hylderne? I tilfælde af, at der findes "PB" i
andre lande, så er det åbenbart det engelske af slagsen jeg er ude efter!
Jeg ville foretrække et sted i hovedstadsområdet, men lige nu er alle bud
velkomne!


/Claus

 

Ooh I know this one - the chef from the Muppets?

 

Intet Navn wrote

Sadly Babelfish does not provide a danish to English translation service
so just **** off wid yer fucking foreign jibberish will you.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Preston Kemp

I'm not sure, but I don't *think* so.

As the Wizened Banditeer points out, I think it's Danish. Might be
Norwegian.

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:

Via:
http://www.translation-guide.com/free_online_translators.php?from=Danish&to=English

He said:

Hey you to they vinteropstaldede room! Actually have i run awhile round and
piped after the leaf Performance Bikes ", when there this month should være
a specifically Green Theme "; consequently tests from a lot of
Kawasaki-sager. Is there anyone here there has acquaintance to where evt.
whatever specific DSB-kiosk! there has the leaf at pay tribute? In case ,
there reside PB " to others the land , so is it obviously that english from
the description i am out after! I ville elect a spot to hovedstadsområdet ,
however just now is all bet velkomne

 

Ee's pinin' for the Fjords!

 

Thanks, that's *so* much clearer.

 

I think he cannot get the PB issue with the (big) Kawasaki story anywhere.
He's looked left, right and center and was wondering if any of us have one.

Or he's declaring war, not sure...

--
Spete
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www.spete.homeip.net

Occasionally, I'll be consistent

 

It sure as shit isn't the chef from south park.

<Checks world.altavista.com>
Damn. No scandinavian translations available.

 

Translated to Korean, and back to English gives a more interesting text.

U your their vinteropstaldede room! It will carry actual and the moment
pebble which runs the leaf result bicycle which arranged pipe &quot
afterwords; Be a v, from that place this month time to be clear, green
subject &quot in case; ; It is many and tes it examines inevitably from
crossroad fortune. Troublesome army song the acquaintance who is from
here that place there is a evt to the place. The thing all the dSB kiosk
which is clear! From to that place there is a leaf to the grant Buddhist
offering? When, from that place the Pb&quot it dwells, it prepares in
case,; To the different person from depiction English or at the outside
is after and, the ground to be like this is it clarity and,! It is a
velkomne which all bets now but, the iville spot in the
hovedstadsomr8adet seniority

 

Nope! Not the chef from the Muppets, as I'm sure he could muster more
intelligence than posting a question about where in Denmark to buy
"Performance Bikes" - in an english newsgroup..!

So sorry all! I tried deleting the message, but this only resulted in me not
being able to see it..! *Doh!*


/Claus (Quite fuckwitted - and very embarrassed indeed!)

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Just as well, given you now live in Leeds.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Christofire wrote
I plumped for danish on account of how is seems to be doing his posting
from a danish place.

Nah, see, it is the Norwegians what pine for the fjords. I don't
actually know what, if anything, your average dane might pine for in his
quieter moments. Possibly bacon I suppose, or strangely shaped plywood
furniture. I dunno, it is a conundrum for me and no mistake.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Intet Navn

Bwahaahaaa!

Well done.

Email me a snail mail address before lunchtime tomorrow and I'll bung
you a copy (if I can find one!) in the post.

It'll be worth it for the laugh you've provided.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Bless. Send him a copy and make his day.

 

Now there's a thought: Surrender your "Performance Bike" magazine
immediately - or we'll start building longships again!


/Claus (*Note to self: Work a bit on that idea before threatning
anybody..!*)

 

Spete wrote

How wonderful it must be to be a polyglot.

I miss dog sometimes.

 

Aha! So not the chef, but still a Muppet

 

Bonios?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Intet Navn"

Oh, cut it out; you probably speak better English than us.

--

Dave

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