Penile Spam

Probably a ginge.

My daughter keeps getting spam about penises (peni? penii?). The best one
has the subject line 'Form a muscular penis'. A muscular penis? I know
weight lifting events include the 'snatch' ... just wondering what format
the 'cock' or 'prick' event would take. There's another regular one 'Grow
your penis safely and naturally', my mind is struggling to imagine the
consequences of an 'unsafely' grown penis ... 'I haven't grown my penis
safely and so far I've tripped over it and broken my nose and knocked an old
lady of her bike when walking down the High Street'.

--
Martin -Yamaha XVS650A (Im a Norfolk boy ... nearest thing I could afford to
a tractor)

Norfolk n' good

www.rockdoctors.org.uk

 

I was beginning to wonder as she never responded.

 

It's some sort of horrible cock up.

 

Spammers tend to reword stuff to get round filters and stuff, that's all.
They want your eyeballs to look at the mail.

 

LMAO!! Thats the funniest post I've read all week.

 

Care needed: http://www.dailyhog.com/Man_Sues.htm

 

What will happen next is you'll get an email from yourself ten years in the
future congratulating yourself for responding to spam and making the life of
your future self infinitely better.

Either that or they will start sending jeering crowds round your house to
mock your small penis.

 

I was trying to be considerate. I know you've not been feeling yourself
lately.

 

Then they thought that I wasn't male and asked me if I was happy with
the size of my bust?

 

Care needed:
http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2003/06/30/internet-sex-search.html

 

Phew, thank goodness for that.

 

That's where I am at the moment - look what IO've got to look forward
to! \/ \/ \/

Fantastic! tempted to set my own site up just to register how many of
my numpty friends might click on such a link!

 

Well, when I read it I thought that fairly accurately described the
progress of the spam I get, although I don't recall any timetravellers.
Perhpas they haven't got round to me yet.

Mind you, I suspect no conspiracy in this, just luck of the (spam) draw.
--
John

SV650
Black it is
and naked

 

There is something similar already : http://www.timetravelfund.com

 

I've had the time-traveller a couple of times, along with the more
mundane stuff. Mind you, when everyone was complaining about septic-tank
spam and miniature car spam, I didn't get any of them. Brunel seems to
have largely cured the spam problem since the Sobig fiasco and *three*
(I believe) backhoe/power-cable interface incidents in the past couple
of weeks -- they don't deliver any e-mail at all now! :-(

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Room 40-1-B12, CERN
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WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".