Patronising website

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Stritchy, Jun 16, 2005.

  1. Stritchy

    Veggie Dave Guest

    Judging from the small amount of bollocks I could get through, the
    second you stop riding a sports bike

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    Veggie Dave, Jun 16, 2005
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    veal Guest

    veal, Jun 16, 2005
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    Martin Guest

    Only if the chinstrap is still done up.
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    Martin, Jun 16, 2005
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    PeterT@Home Guest

    Bear proposed
    What about this:

    "Aylesbury magistrates heard Osborne, 29, was on a Kawasaki Ninja
    ZX1200 whilst Bolger rode a Kawasaki Ninja 750 SX7R - both capable of
    200mph."
     
    PeterT@Home, Jun 16, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    Look at it from Elsie's point of view. She was correctly going straight
    on in the left lane when some slow old fart in the right lane moved left
    without looking and collided with her. The OF changed from signalling
    right to signalling left as he moved left rather than before.
    There's really no question about who's to blame.
     
    Eiron, Jun 16, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    WTF is all this "Bless" business about?
    I've heard too many otherwise sane people saying it
    at inappropriate times recently.
     
    Eiron, Jun 16, 2005
    #26
  7. I like the Bike Maintenence bit where it highlights the parts of your
    machine. Apparently you only have wheels and tyres on the back, brakes only
    exist on the front, along with the suspension, the clutch operates entirely
    from the handlebar and the engine resides where the other part of your
    clutch normally would be (although technically that is part of the engine I
    suppose).

    And that's the most god awful colour scheme for a ZX10r I've ever seen.
     
    Grimley_Feindish, Jun 16, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    I believe we're closing on the truth of the matter here ;-)
     
    Pip, Jun 16, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    That was on the site? Nothing like a bit on unreality to swing public
    opinion is there.
     
    Muck, Jun 16, 2005
    #29
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    Muck Guest

    With or without colour matched leathers?
     
    Muck, Jun 16, 2005
    #30
  11. He totally neglects to mention Lozzo flicking him the finger.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 16, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    It's fucking simple. I only once took my LC to the BMF and don't
    remember overtaking any Blackbirds on roundabouts. The bloke is
    obviously a liar.
     
    Lozzo, Jun 16, 2005
    #32
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    zymurgy Guest

    WTF?

    Well, as long as he hadn't shit his pants, can't have been that close
    ...

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Jun 16, 2005
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    PeterT@Home Guest

    Muck proposed
    Hence the quotes.
     
    PeterT@Home, Jun 16, 2005
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  15. We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Bear <>
    saying something like:

    Of shite website...
    ****'s sake; cheery ****, innee?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jun 16, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Quite, On a more serious note, I think that the police should get
    themselves an anti bullshit officer, so they don't publish out and out
    lies.
     
    Muck, Jun 17, 2005
    #36
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    PeterT@Home Guest

    Muck proposed
    Looking around ukrm, I wouldn't have thought there are many prospective
    candidates for that position.
     
    PeterT@Home, Jun 17, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Someone who knows their ZXRs from their ZRXs, like Tog.
     
    Muck, Jun 17, 2005
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    Wizard Guest

    Maybe they were well screwed together.

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    Wizard, Jun 18, 2005
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    Wizard Guest


    "It's only a Bear."

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    BMW 520i (to make Oldbloke jealous)
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    Wizard, Jun 18, 2005
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