Passport

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Well, I'll be bugg...

I mean goodness me. God knows what messages I send on a Morris evening.

BTW, I'm almost certainly going to regret asking this, but WTF is "safe
fisting?".

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Marigolds?

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say

Ask a vet

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

I would, but I get so fed up with the "When I was in Saigon..." and "On
the Tet Offensive..." stories.

Anyway, I've decided I don't care.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

"I learned this in Nam....Tottenham"

 

There was a stand at the Stafford show today promoting some outfit calling
themselves "Northern Ireland Veterans". Raymond was egging me on to try and
sign up with them: "Yeah, I was in-country for 24 years, mate. Got a
Purple Shamrock during the Ballyslapmuckanury Offensive..."

I reckoned I'd probably get thumped for my trouble.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

And you didn't think a little transient pain was a price worth paying to
amuse your friends on UKRM?

You selfish ****.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

"transient pain"? Can you imagine how much grief I'd have, explaining black
eyes and broken glasses to the management? It's been a bit Trout Mask
Replica most of the evening anyway, what with me being away from my post all
day.

 

Random word association, inspired by the expression she's been wearing on
her face all evening.

 

That's the one. The force is strong in this one.

 

Erk.

Um.

Er.

Blimey.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Stafford show? today? and you didn't call in for a coffee? -

you miserable sod.

 

Ubbgre. S-word. Didn't think.

After 3 hours elbowing our way through the heaving multitudes, we were
knackered and just wanted to get home. Next year, I'm going to take a stall
near the door, and sell sharp sticks at a quid a time...