Paris Hilton's vaj.

"Paris" is a bloke's name.

Gary

 

What's the difference between the Eiffle Tower and Hilton's vag?
Not everyone's been up the Eiffle Tower!
Dick Clemery

 

"Yes but they (the Hilton sisters; Paris and Nicki) are skanky (skanky)
small-breasted (fun-bag deficient) women of ill-repute (whores)."

 

Oh the shame of being an inept googler.......

 

Radio National on wake-up, JJJ 8.30-noon, RN for current affairs

I can't stand those two closet homos on JJJ mornings. The two immature
idiots in the afternoons are just as bad. Evenings seem to still be ok.
Has JJJ gotten worse, or am I getting old?

 

~
I might give this a try ^^^^^^^^^^^^
(Might make my lumch go down better)
Clem

 

On the subject of closet homos - i have noticed however that adam does becum
a bit _touchy_ when people speak poorly of homos. (pun fully intended)

I like Adam and Will though....err...no i am not gay.....not that there's
anything wrong with that....it's fine if that's who you are.

Seinfeldproc.
'88VFR700

 

OK, I'll concede she's a step above that lot, I just think the fawning is
getting a little carried away, no ?

JL

 

"Gary Woodman" wrote

I had a sister named Gerry. Near enough to Gary.

Theo

 

And the illiterati who buy the Herald Sun.

Nev..
'03 ZX12R
'02 CBR1100XX

 

Yes, I'll completely agree with that

 

I think Triple J has a long and outstanding history of putting inane,
naff females on air.

The only female I can really think of in their stable at the moment that
isn't completely devoid of intellect is Fenella Kernebone (and instead
she's just dead boring).

I reckon they should attempt to clone Richard Kingsmill and just get him
on air 24/7.
He's an interesting bloke to talk to (chatted to him a few times), an
interesting presenter and has the most massive musical knowledge I've
ever encountered.

I don't much fancy Caroline Tran (see above comment re: JJJ females)
but her voice is at least more tolerable than Myf.

Speaking of M&R, I was at the same show as Rosso on Saturday night.
He's short, hairy (common knowledge) and his girlfriend is a bit of an
ugly Newtown Derelict Chic type (idle gossip).

In conclusion, Richard_Kingsmill++, everyone_else--.

Can we return to Paris Hilton's vaj now?

PS. According to yesterdays paper (telegraph) she got shat on by a bird
at some sanctuary.

p15 (Confidential) should be renamed "What did the Hilton Whores do today?"

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for todays paper.

danish

 

Boo hooo hooo, you make we wanna run out and buy her stuff.

Hammo

 

Theo Bekkers said....

TB> "Knobdoodle" wrote
TB> You listen to TripleJ?

I thought that he watched it....

 

Bring back Helen Razer!
She didn't like men a whole lot but she had some brains!
(And there used to be a sheila fill in for Francis Leach but I can't
remember her name)

 

"paulh" wrote

Nobody is worse than Eddie McGuire.

Theo

 

Catriona Roundtree was at JJJ a few hundred years ago

looks great in a bikini


smack

 

I preferred Judith Lucy who used to host breakfast with Razer. Lucy had
a fairly caustic sense of humor, and on occasion would take the piss out
of Razer without her realising.

 

Manning said....

Ma> genre. She's a cut above the Pop Idol dross. And besides, the poor kid
Ma> is having a rough time of it, which is being fiercely exploited by all
Ma> the tabloids for as much as it is worth.

And you reckon that she and her management aren't milking it too?

 

Theo Bekkers said....

TB> Thinking back, when they were still living at home they used to
TB> complain about MY loud music.

TB> Theo
TB> (Just bought Dido's White Flag album).

And it's on "78", right?