Paranoid

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by DR, Jul 12, 2006.

  1. DR

    Big Dave Guest

    Yebbut.
    You have to allow for Ozzy's lyrical style. Don't forget this is the
    same bloke who used "masses" to rhyme with "masses" in War Pigs:

    "Generals gathered in their masses
    Just like witches at black masses"

    That's pure literary genius that is.

    HTH

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Jul 13, 2006
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  2. But not even close to Madonna rhyming Mini Cooper with Super Dooper.

    FFS.
     
    toad_oftoadhall, Jul 13, 2006
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  3. Who doesn't every now and again? I just prefer mine written rather
    than visual.
    "No letters were exploited in the writing of this story"
     
    Work in progress, Jul 13, 2006
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  4. Too vulgar. And Nina's gone.
     
    Work in progress, Jul 13, 2006
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  5. Written. There's a bit in here (ignore the fanfic stuff) that pretty
    much sums up my views.
    4th para after the line.
     
    Work in progress, Jul 13, 2006
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  6. Depends. There are a lot of women in the sex industry who are not
    exploited and have chosen to be objectified.
    I don't think I've seen any gay porn for about 20 years.
    Well I'd hate to satisfy you.
     
    Work in progress, Jul 13, 2006
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    dwb Guest

    Nigel?
     
    dwb, Jul 13, 2006
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  8. At the very least she could have worked a Pooper Scooper in there.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Jul 13, 2006
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    catman Guest

    Good point, but this was Black Sabbath.

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    catman, Jul 13, 2006
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  10. That's fighting talk. And referred to in paras 6 and 7 not 4. And I
    know you have a fondness for a film in para 5, you big girl's blouse.
    From cliches like this.
     
    Work in progress, Jul 13, 2006
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  11. Champ wrote
    You have been thinking?


    No menaissance tag for you then.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 13, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Work in progress said...
    I cba with either.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 13, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    I'm seeing her on Tuesday so I'll try to turn it into one...

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    Krusty, Jul 13, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    A friend was staying for a couple of days with his brother and girlfriend in
    their flat in London. While they were out, he noticed a rather sickly plant
    in their kitchen, so he pruned, watered and repotted it, and chucked the
    prunings in the downstairs bin. Things got a bit shouty...
     
    platypus, Jul 13, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    Heh, thanks. It's not like that though. This one's my one true
    soulmate, & the cause of most of the bad decisions I've made in my life
    regarding wimmin over the last 24 years since I first went out with her.

    Somehow we've managed to stay friends after 3 bouts of being together
    over those 24 years. I really ought to write a book about it.


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    Krusty, Jul 13, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/things.html
     
    platypus, Jul 14, 2006
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  17. Written porn.
    Half a job there Mr Champion.

    Typical, you just can't the quality of heroes now. Hedge of thorns and
    what do they do, get an angle grinder out. Finger gets pricked and
    they whip out the ultrasonic cleaner to get the gunk out of the
    needles. Some poor bint bites an apple and all they can do is stand
    around saying it wouldn't have happened if Linux was installed. Find a
    magic mirror and they want to know the specifications and what the
    compression rate of the data is.

    <waves hanky out of tower window>

    Was that a white charger you just rode off on?
     
    Work in progress, Jul 14, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Red'n'black turbocharger.
     
    platypus, Jul 14, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    I doubt that. Might let her give me a BJ though if she's /really/ lucky.

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    Krusty, Jul 14, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Wasn't that an Abba song?

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    Ace, Jul 14, 2006
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