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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004.

  1. That was my excuse for not doing any housework for many years; you know,
    dust and filth being healthy ;-)

    I can get my fill of goodness by walking out into the atmosphere every
    day.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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    Dan L Guest

    What you and Mrs Courier get up to behind your net curtains is no concern of
    mine.

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    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
    M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
    Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)
     
    Dan L, Dec 14, 2004
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    Martin Guest

    Too a degree, yes. The best defence against dirt in the house is hard
    floors, no carpets.
    I thought you lived in London, mostly soot, hydrocarbons, illegal
    immigrants etc.

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    Martin:
    "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
    VTR1000 Firestorm
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    Martin, Dec 14, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dan L
    Well, she'd better be up for a bit of kinky.

    She's obviously fucking useless at housework.

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    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 14, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Whinging Courier says...
    Not in fucking Cricklewood you won't.
     
    Lozzo, Dec 14, 2004
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  6. That'll be me then - including lumps of plaster and overspray from a
    black tin of paint. Oh, I've got no curtains either and have bin liners
    for sun shades ;o)
    Yes, true, some bacteria is preferable to a lot of those.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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    Martin Guest

    I just got picture of a chap on a rat bike with bin-bags for sunglasses.

    That made I chuckle.




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    Martin:
    "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
    VTR1000 Firestorm
    TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
    martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
     
    Martin, Dec 14, 2004
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    Martin Guest

    smear vaseline over your body at regular intervals to minimise the
    shedding of skin.

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    Martin:
    "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
    VTR1000 Firestorm
    TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
    martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
     
    Martin, Dec 14, 2004
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    Mo Childs Guest

    And there's always stopping smoking. HTH
     
    Mo Childs, Dec 14, 2004
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  10. I want to do this.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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  11. Less baths would do it too; oily skin and all that but less than one a
    week?
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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    Mo Childs Guest

    I never started so I can't help. Daughter on the other hand has been off for
    about a year after 10 years of subsidising the government.
     
    Mo Childs, Dec 14, 2004
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  13. I've been smoking 20 odd years and have given up a few times but never
    lasted more than a week.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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    Martin Guest

    stop buying them, when you go into the shop tell yourself that you can't
    buy them. It will take a while but eventually you should brainwash
    yourself that you can't buy cigarettes.

    This should help....maybe.

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    Martin:
    "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
    VTR1000 Firestorm
    TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
    martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
     
    Martin, Dec 14, 2004
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  15. Worth a crack I suppose.

    A fistful of Dollars is on in a minute on ITV1 and a want a few beers
    and fags for that.

    I've never done a no smoking new year's resolution before but this year
    I'll try it.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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  16. How did that happen? This was a reply to your "don't buy fags at the
    shop" post.

    <goes out to get beers and fags for fistful of dollars>
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 14, 2004
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  17. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Whinging Courier
    Touring the provinces?

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Dec 14, 2004
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    Muck Guest

    Just do it.
     
    Muck, Dec 14, 2004
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    Topher Guest

    I'd imagine [1] they have them becuase of cropspraying-type activities
    undertaken in said tractors

    [1] Imagine, coz I don't have a feckin clue really.
     
    Topher, Dec 14, 2004
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    John Higgins Guest

    Subsidising the government? How so?
     
    John Higgins, Dec 15, 2004
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