Paging the Monotreme.

Go and slip into something loose-fitting, then watch the two videos at:

http://www.ihot.us/URAL_Side_Car_Motorcycles.cfm

<Will Smith Mode>

Ah have *got* to get me one of these!

</WSM>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Yes, yes, I know. Don't you think I'm suffering enough already?

Sarah often lurks, so I can't say anything about having one on order...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Frankly, no.

Don't lie to me, old man. It'll go very hard with you if you're lying to
me.

<bounce, bounce>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

ewww ewwwww!

btw: you never did mention the outcome of your interesting meeting...



--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

All rather inconclusive, really.

"Yes, that's what's in the document, yes it's a mistake".

All very tedious.

I'm currently in "couldn't GAF" mode. It'll be interesting to see how
long it is before the grown-ups do something about it.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Nah, they're built for it.

Gotta love those Downhome Magnitogorsk Talkin' Blues...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

#Dun woke up this mornin'
#Cabbages for breakfast yet again...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Too long I suspect.



--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Heh, I bet he managed to crease the grabrail.

Where do I sign....

If you can order with the heavy machine gun and enough ammo for a years
worth of scrote removal then I have cash ready and waiting !

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,

Well, I'm still getting paid so if it lasts a while I'm not complaining.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

#Yeah, I woke up this mornin'
#Same damn cabbages for breakfast again...
#They make me so mad, wo-ohh
#Guess I'll take the sidecar over that big ol' jump again

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Pass the wodka!

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

I suspect you have an ulterior motive.

Nowhere near as fucking hard as it would be if I actually had one on order.

<listlessly dredges ebay>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

You think?

<crest falls>

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/search/more_info.php?item_id=4487

 

Can't quite put my finger on it, but...

It's not as easy as it looks in the films, you know. It takes a bit more
than 150-odd miles of motorway before you can throw an oufit around with gay
abandon.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Your capacity to weird me out is a joy and a thing to treasure,

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

Depends on one's pain threshold, Shirley?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<flexes freak gland>
<and relaxes>

 

And persistence, of course. Retiring hurt and blaming Satan isn't the most
orthodox recipe for acquiring elite asymmetric skills.