Paging the grammar Nazis

It was the vodka that kept him going all night.

 

Bear composed the following;:

LOL, I'm a school caretaker, and the little bastard didn't like me gritting
the pathways, especially as one path goes right across the playground.

 

I like talking about shit much more than you. And I'm better at it.

 

Hopefully you didn't forget your PIN number.

 

wrongly ITYF

 

both!

 

We had a new phone put in by the vending machine.

 

Unless the writer does not have a fax machine and is asking for a
photocopy to be mailed to them.

 

ITYM sentence is not spelt sentance.

 

ITYM "next to"

 

My mistake. It should have read "The vending machine has put in a new phone
next to itself".

 

How would you know - you were never there. But yes, it was fine
stuff.
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Champ
GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com

 

Heh ;o)

 

Shouldn't it be "The vending machine has put a new phone in next to
itself"?

 

I've just asked the vending machine and it told me that its bad enough
putting a phone in when he doesn't have opposable thumbs, without a load of
twats giving him a hard time about his grammar.

 

Personal Identification Number number? What's that then?

 

FFS.

Have you turned into an american or something?

 

He'll probably say it's computer error - something
wrong on his PCB board.

 

I've no idea - I don't drink much vodka here. I drunk bloody
shedloads in Russia, tho, and survived. There's dozens of different
brands, and I mostly drank "Standart". It would take a more educated
palatte than mine to judge it.

What you would like about drinking in Russia is the measure - a small
is 50g and a large one is 100g. Assuming a mass similar to water, that
makes a russian single a british double, and a russian double a
british quadruple.
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Please add "imo" to above post.
Champ
GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com

 

<G> This is a grammar post and I thought I'd stick my oar in a bit.