Paging the Gloucester types...

I have a vacancy for some Class One Lager Operators on Thursday night[1].
Basically I have to go into a bar and order a couple of pints of "two well
known lagers", and take a covert temperature and head measurement. After a
few minutes more, I need to repeat the readings, then I'm left with two
pints I'm not allowed to drink.

I need to repeat this task a number of time throughout the night. In
practical terms, I could be left with 30+ pints that need drinking

I have three brave volunteers already, so I'm looking for two or three
others who fancy drinking free beer for the evening. The only down side is
that you get my company for the evening!

Any takers? Drop me an email if you're interested.

[1] And maybe Saturday night too, but I appreciate that it's Platys party[2]
[2] Which I obviously can't attend due to work :-(

 

Now *that* would make for a nice career...

Seriously? Not a problem if you want to.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Well, that's the first pint-and-a-half taken care of Dan...

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
public toilet with the lid closed.

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Well the sooner the better, but I guess Wednesday evening would be helpful.

 

*Ouch*

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan White amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

PLaty's got a party!?

<does some self evaluation since I wasn't invited>

 

Whinging Courier said...

Platy has a party every night

 

Except for last Saturday.

 

Have a google. I think you'll find you were.

 

You are the new Gyp.

 

If you want to avoid "doing a zymurgy" you should re-read the original post.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Christofire amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Damn this job and its long hours.

I just don't get the time to read almost every post now

A Googling we go.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

I have no idea what that means

I might be emailing you for directions...

 

Weren't you here about six weeks ago?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Yes but what I didn't tell you is that when I left, it took 20 minutes
to twig that London was in the other direction.

I'm 90% sure I've got it in the email archives somewhere. I'll go and
have a look

 

T is delighted

 

when you reached Wales?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Jackie amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Nthing as interesting as that. No signs for London, a fill up and a
direction ask saw the bloke in the garage point the finger of suspicion
in the direction of the east

I've found those, too.

 

Does she mind if I have the old one then? If she sends you over with
the moustache and overalls, that'll be lovely.

 

<groan> I hope this one doesn't stick

Look at the mileage the 'ginge' thing got !

P.