Paging the German speakers - translation needed

After flicking through the instructions of the Heinz Gherkin brake
bleeding kit I happened upon this document:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/christofire/516053866/

While the instructions were in multiple languages this leaflet wasn't.
Can anyone give me the gist of it to save me typing it into babelfish?

 

FFS! What sort of a man are you? No-one should ever attempt to read
the instructions, in whatever language they're written, until at least
the second or third attempt has failed.

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Do not use this product to remove the giblets from chickens, or to
rescue gerbils after unforseen circumstances. Please do not drink the
brake fluid, or other liquids retrieved from a motor vehicle. Wear
loose fitting clothes when operating this product, but do not wear
flares. Keep away from goats or any other animals with wierd slanty
eyes. Do not play bagpipes in a built up area. This product is suitable
for children aged 18 - 70.

 

Scanner and OCR?

 

My OCR software doesn't have a german dictionary.

 

Air rises to the top, cover paintwork, check brake action before
riding off.

There are instructions there as well, so if you already have
instructions then this paper is redundant redundandcy.

Johannes Gerber

 

Aha - thanks. There's a booklet that describes the process, so I'll go
with that first and then try Ace's method if it doesn't work. Cheers
mate.