Paging the Geordies

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<not snipped as I'm too idle>

Have you tried phoning the original owner of it? The phone number is on
the body of the van.
You may learn something of value, or you may waste a phone call. Worth a
shot?

David
A resident of Rugeley, just up the road from Reliant at Cannock. (the
importer for Ape titchy vans)

 

What a good idea. Talk about missing the bleeding obvious.

 

That's fucking savage.

 

Too true. There's one person _right_ off my Christmas card list.

 

And in the next episode of Neal Champion's new series "Who do you think
you are" we discover how every ginger haired person in ukrm are related
to each other.

 

<raises eyebrows and narrows eyes>

Actually, that's quite a trick if you can pull it off.

 

You're off my list an' all, now.

 

(The Older Gentleman) struggled
to ejaculate:

That puts Champ into negative figures wrt cards to return now.

 

You tell him, Uncle Pip.

 

Schtum.

 

TOG was working on a beard a few years ago, until the itchy neck and the
derision became more than he could stand.

 

Thanks for reminding me of that. You bastard.

I hope your fecking shoulder itches.

 

The itchy neck bit is well known. I always thought you should have gone for
the regulation biker goatee to start with. Once that was going well, you
could then make the decision as to whether to go for a mullet and a somewhat
shaggier facial badger, or a grade one with plaits in the beard.

You appear to have unresolved facial hair issues.

 

Make him laugh - it hurts his ribs.[/QUOTE]

TOG's gonna make me laugh how?

I sneezed this morning, and the big lump of callous near the sternum end of
one rib, which hadn't hurt at all before, ached like bugger for about half
an hour.

 

After weeks of effort (very slow beard growth = extended itchy bit) I've
finally managed the regulation biker goatee so to celebrate I've also
added the grade 0

Pics available:- http://flashgordon.ws/ming.htm

 

"No, I don't want a fucking pizza delivering to London"

 

Not a problem for me, fortunately.

 

platypus wrote

It is an antipodean wuss thing.